Now a retired segment, Brian would call into the show and review a movie that he had "seen". These were not an ordinary movie reviews, as Brian would claim to be reviewing a specific film and usually wind up describing a different one. For instance, Brian once offered a review of Doom, though in reality he was describing the film Mortal Kombat.

This segment is notable as the only recognized segment created totally via a call-in to the show.

List of Movies Reviewed
Episode 032: Three Is A Crowd - Just Like Heaven (actually A Civil Action)
Episode 039: Worst Show Ever II - Saw 2
Episode 059: Shot Through The Heart: - Brokeback Mountain (describes an anal sex scene)