A friend of the show. Married to a professional basketball player. She appeared on episodes 148: Uncomfortably Dumb, 154: Death By Chocolate, & 155: Semper Pi. She is most known for her random, sometimes dumb, statements which result in hilarity. She was also in a 4-hour live show (not exactly a show but more of the audio feed was up) that was not released on the feed.

She can be seen lurking on the NLO Forums in the mornings.

Memorable Quotes:

Patrick: "What does psychedelic mean?"
Cush: "It's like you're a psychic, but you're a smart psychic."

Cush: "I didn't even know quintillion was a number."
Patrick: "I didn't know it was possible to not know that."
Cush: "No 'cause I really don't know what comes after a zillion."
(laughter)
Patrick: "You do realize that zillion is not a real number."

Johnny: "The name of the place is Semper Pi...ya know like the Marines, they say 'Semper Fi' it's like their war cry..."
Patrick: "Is Semper Pi just p-i or p-i-e?"
Cush: "Isn't that like a Marines thing?"
Patrick: "Where have you fucking been?"