Nobody Likes Onions launches with an action-packed first episode. We get adjusted in our new studio, even though Adam decided to take a big crap right before we began recording. We talk about gambling, strippers, perpetuate racist stereotypes, argue about stupid ideas, show how green we really are at this podcasting thing and much more. Download it or you'll get the gout.

SHOW INGREDIENTS

0:00:00 - 0:00:44 – Intro (Shrek Intro, Music: “Machine Head” by Bush)
0:00:44 - 0:01:18 - The other Adam
0:01:18 - 0:01:32 - Adam’s Shit
0:01:32 - 0:01:48 - The podcast setup
0:01:48 - 0:02:34 - For the record (How they like their onions)
0:02:34 - 0:04:12 - Ocean JewelCasino
0:04:12 - 0:05:30 - WWF attitude!
0:05:30 - 0:06:24 - Black people with scissors
0:06:24 - 0:07:10 - Massa' M****n
0:07:10 - 0:09:07 - Isn’t it wrong to segregate?
0:09:07 - 0:09:58 - “Alice” What kind of name is that?
0:09:58 - 0:10:18 - Patrick starts Cheshire cat count: 4
0:10:18 - 0:10:43 - Back to the Ocean Jewel
0:10:43 - 0:11:08 - Speaking of boats
0:11:08 - 0:12:03 - Stripper Cruises
0:12:03 - 0:13:00 - Cryingwhileeating.com
0:13:00 - 0:14:26 - Starbucks takes the Internet back
0:14:26 - 0:15:14 - Why Patrick is fat?
0:15:14 - 0:16:24 - Bag o' Crap
0:16:24 - 0:17:38 - Envelope or bag
0:17:38 - 0:19:22 - Firewire Cables

0:19:22 - 0:20:45 - Behind the scenes of Bag o' Crap
0:20:45 - 0:21:17 - Adam goes to save the company
0:21:17 - 0:21:43 - Pre-construction meeting after start of construction
0:21:43 - 0:22:44 - House Building Surveillance
0:22:44 - 0:22:55 - Good fast food Breakfast
0:22:55 - 0:24:10 - You want your change?
0:24:10 - 0:26:50 - Surprise Segment: Chewy Reviews TV:Roseanne
0:26:50 - 0:28:22 - Swamp ass
0:28:22 - 0:28:35 - Leah knows swamp ass
0:28:35 - 0:29:42 - Just had a baby
0:29:42 - 0:29:52 - Podcast in our podcast
0:29:52 - 0:34:15 - Secret Segment: Bad Podcast Of the Week (BPOW): R4ndom
0:34:15 - 0:35:14 – Outro: Vote for Nobody Likes Onions on podcast Alley, call the show, and participate in the forums. Music [unknown].

Quotes:

0:03:49 - Patrick - "Listen, this is not going to be a politically correct podcast ever, but we'll just start out by saying, I wanted to see an old person roll down and fall, and possibly die."

0:05:22 - Patrick - "Not that I have anything against black people with scissors; actually, I do, I hate black people with scissors. If you're black and you have scissors, I will kill you..."
- Adam - "That's a little... little intense there."
- Patrick - "You're right. I have nothing against black people with scissors."

0:09:15 - Adam - She [Adam's wife] happened to mention that her middle name was Alice, and one of the girls in her classroom said, 'Alice! What type of name is that?!' And this came from a girl named Shaniqua."

0:23:43 - Patrick - "Did I tell you about the time that I drove through, and I got two double cheeseburgers and a large drink, and she goes, 'How come you got two sumpin's to eat and only one sumpin's to drink?' I was like, 'Can I drive through now? Are we done? Are we done here?'."

0:26:49 - Adam - "We can talk about my swamp ass."

Nobody Likes Onions 001: A New Hope
Hosts: Patrick and Adam
Date: 6-02-2005 Live: No
Length: 0:35:14 Bitrate: 64kbps
Size: 16.2 MB Stereo: Yes

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