In this episode, we facilitate hate between two podcasters, make fun of McDonald’s (again), give practical advice to listeners on the dangers of sharks, demonstrate good parenting, and make several adjustments to the show as requested by our great listeners. Oh, and of course we bash a crappy podcast. It’s just more of the good wholesome fun you’ve come to love from us weekly.

SHOW INGREDIENTS

0:00:00 - 0:01:05 – Intro (Music: “Readyfuels” by Anberlin)
0:01:05 - 0:02:49 - The music being played and Miguel
0:02:49 - 0:03:33 – It’s Episode 007 (Music: “James Bond Theme”)
0:03:33 - 0:04:38 - Complaints about Adam
0:04:38 - 0:05:23 - “007 will run the entire show”, then back to Adam
0:05:23 - 0:06:33 - NLO made it into some press and the International Segment
0:06:33 - 0:07:53 - Random people have skyped Patrick
0:07:53 - 0:09:12 - Podcast Talk: iTunes
0:09:12 - 0:09:33 - Podalliance.com
0:09:33 - 0:11:07 - NLO Contest: Podcast Rumble - Kickass Podcast vs. Starkcast
0:11:07 - 0:11:59 - “Lets get ready to rumble!”
0:11:59 - 0:13:06 - Kickass Podcast Promo
0:13:06 - 0:14:22 - Starkcast Promo
0:14:22 - 0:16:02 - Adam has herpes, or a canker sore
0:16:02 - 0:16:22 - Adam brings nothing to the show
0:16:22 - 0:17:47 - Hurricanes Schmurricanes
0:17:47 - 0:18:45 - Patrick and Adam give up on their blogs
0:18:45 - 0:22:04 - McDonald's’ commercials suck
0:22:04 - 0:23:49 - McDonald's Banter
0:23:49 - 0:24:56 - Chewy Boycotts the Show
0:24:56 - 0:25:59 - People driving in the rain
0:25:59 - 0:31:46 - Secret Segment: Father of the Year and Fuck You doll
0:31:46 - 0:32:14 - Adam doesn’t clap
0:32:14 - 0:32:44 - An Adam segment: Abortions
0:32:44 - 0:33:56 - Shark Attack
0:33:56 - 0:34:39 - Conch and “sucks to your assmar”
0:34:39 - 0:36:30 - Back to the Sharks
0:36:30 - 0:41:31 - Tips to avoid Sharks
0:41:31 - 0:41:57 - Patrick’s personal shark avoidance tips
0:41:57 - 0:42:22 - Is Sharks Fish? (Official poll here.)
0:42:22 - 0:43:31 - On with Patrick’s shark avoidance tips
0:43:31 - 0:44:06 - Terrorists in the milk
0:44:06 - 0:51:48 - Bad Podcast of the Week: Shoutin’ with Houghton
0:51:48 - 0:54:43 – Outro (Vote for Nobody Likes Onions on Podcast Alley, Music: “Glass to the Arson” by Anberlin)

Quotes:

Patrick: “That’s right, I have a Jock Jams CD and I’m not afraid to use it”

Adam: “We need to get a third host in here”
Patrick: “No. We need just a better second host.”

Nobody Likes Onions 07: Shark Week
Hosts: Patrick and Hollywood Adam
Date: 6-29-2005 Live: No
Length: 0:54:43 Bit Rate: 96kbps
Size: 37.6 MB Stereo: Yes

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