Episode 9 is almost completely about Adam. The parts that aren’t about Adam pretty much beg Keith & The Girl to let me be in their poker contest. Adam almost cries, a hilarious South Park clip, suggestions for improvement of the space program, picking on terrorist victims, more bashing of Miguel, and so much more action-packed singing and rapping for no apparent reason.

SHOW INGREDIENTS

0:00:00 - 0:01:40 - Intro: Parody of KATG intro (Music: “My Name Is” by Eminem)
0:01:40 - 0:03:45 - London bridge is falling down, because of terrorists
0:03:45 - 0:09:35 - Why NASA sucks
0:09:35 - 0:12:00 - Podcast sponsored by keithandthegirl.com
0:12:00 - 0:14:21 - Word of the Week: Upper Deck
0:14:21 - 0:16:04 - Movie talk, another stupid segment by Adam
0:16:04 - 0:18:42 - Adam is a hurricane freak [Note: episode was recorded a month before Hurricane Katrina]
0:18:42 - 0:19:50 - NLO News: Cow Appreciation Day
0:19:50 - 0:20:56 - NLO News: Boy dies trying to get high
0:20:56 - 0:24:17 - NLO News: Pakistan loses all their trains(3) in crash
0:24:17 - 0:29:44 - Listener E-mails: Featuring Miguel the fag (sume_48@hotmail.com)
0:29:44 - 0:31:50 - Contest to win an iPod Shuffle
0:31:50 - 0:35:00 - Adam does nothing for the show
0:35:00 - 0:39:55 - Secret Segment: Brian tells a story and Adam cries
0:39:55 - 0:44:11 - St. Augustine: Comedy Hell
0:44:11 - 0:48:29 - The Aristocrats: A Comedy Movie
0:48:29 - 0:55:37 - BPOW: My Gay Life
0:55:37 - 1:00:14 - Closing remarks: Adam's wife wears the pants in that relationship
1:00:14 - 1:01:25 - Outro: Patrick and Adam practice their news song (Music: [unknown])

Quotes:
Patrick: “We’re not going to talk about hurricanes on this show ever again.”

Patrick: “No, there’s no train intersections. What are you, gay?”

Patrick: “Oh god, this whole podcast sucks. Everything we do sucks.”
Adam: “Why do you want to keep inviting me to do this shit then?”
Patrick: “Because. I don’t have anybody else.”
Adam: “That’s right. So suck it up and deal.”

Nobody Likes Onions 009: Adam the Crybaby
Hosts: Patrick and Hollywood Adam
Date: 7-13-2005 Live: No
Length: 1:01:25 Bitrate:96kbps
Size: 42.1MB Stereo: Yes

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