We kick off our thirteenth episode discussing Adam’s history of stealing DirecTV. We pander for a sponsorship deal, because we are heartless sellouts. We cover a gazillion news stories very quickly, so we can get to the really funny stuff - like Adam eating a mystery pouch and Patrick providing some not-so-sage advice to an underage listener who is having some problems at school.

SHOW INGREDIENTS

0:00:00 - 0:00:54 - Intro
0:00:54 - 0:02:24 - Banter
0:02:24 - 0:05:17 - OJ Simpson stole Direct TV, Adam knows nothing about it…
0:05:17 - 0:06:50 - Never say never to sponsors
0:06:50 - 0:07:18 - Show Disclaimer
0:07:18 - 0:07:38 - NLO News
0:07:38 - 0:09:21 - DateLance.com (Mormon getting married by clicks)
0:09:21 - 0:09:34 - Congratulations to Britain
0:09:34 - 0:10:35 - Police searching people in New York subways (Gilbert Hernandez has machete and pipe bombs in bag)
0:10:35 - 0:11:54 - Women sues lottery (Files suit because she has numbers 12345 and those were the test numbers)
0:11:54 - 0:12:04 - Penis cut off (do something original ladies)
0:12:04 - 0:13:10 - Ex-boyfriend of Jennifer Aniston selling things from when they dated
0:13:10 - 0:15:02 - Car system that you must pay your loans to start car
0:15:02 - 0:15:38 - Adam has a story!
0:15:38 - 0:16:52 - Serial Tickler (Naked man tickles old women)
0:16:52 - 0:18:05 - Adam’s room mate massaged feet
0:18:05 - 0:19:05 - Foot massage from a big black guy
0:19:05 - 0:21:11 - Secret Segment: Adam Eat This
0:21:11 - 0:24:16 - Adam gets Italian bread crumbs and Patrick gets sugar
0:24:16 - 0:28:02 - Comedian Spotlight: Pete Lee
0:28:02 - 0:32:21 - Email about being gay.
0:32:21 - 0:34:23 - More Emails
0:34:23 - 0:39:10 - Outro

Nobody Likes Onions 13: Sponsored By Hate
Hosts: Patrick and Hollywood Adam
Date: 8-01-2005 Live: No
Length: 0:39:10 Bit Rate: 96kbps
Size: 27.0 MB Stereo: Yes

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