This episode is fun and fancy free! We have so much stuff to cover, we went over 50 minutes and we topic hop like a retarded boy on pixie sticks. There’s singing, offensive statements, disgusting poop talk, a TV show review by Chewy, a discussion of one of the worst movie sequels ever, and much more! Plus tons of listener email and voicemails. Don’t even get me started on the bad podcast of the week…

SHOW INGREDIENTS

0:00:00 - 0:00:26 - Shrek Intro
0:00:26 - 0:00:36 - Climbing The Charts Intro
0:00:36 - 0:01:21 - Lets Hug It Out Bitch
0:01:21 - 0:01:29 - Show Intro
0:01:29 - 0:01:56 - Not Allowed To Use Copyrighted Music
0:01:56 - 0:02:11 - Patrick Sings "All That She Wants Is Another Baby" by Ace of Base
0:02:11 - 0:02:20 - Adam "Whats That Ace of Base?"
0:02:20 - 0:02:33 - Patrick Sings "The Sign" by Ace of Base
0:02:33 - 0:02:48 - Welcome To Show, Fresh Like A Placenta
0:02:48 - 0:03:04 - Placenta Fajitas
0:03:04 - 0:03:20 - Explaining Eating Placenta
0:03:20 - 0:03:32 - "I Heard It On A Podcast" Song Reference
0:03:32 - 0:03:42 - Explaining if Revolutions are here or on/off
0:03:43 - 0:04:28 - Why Show Was Late, Candle Light Party
0:04:28 - 0:04:49 - Show in "Tampa Tribune", Horrible Article
0:04:49 - 0:04:53 - Patrick Sings "All That She Wants Is Another Baby" by Ace of Base
0:04:53 - 0:04:59 - Just Got An E-Mail
0:04:59 - 0:05:11 - Argument Going On "If Miller Genuine Draft Is Beer or Not", Recieved Email, Worthy of Ruining Podcast
0:05:11 - 0:05:21 - Patrick a Little Sweet On Someone
0:05:21 - 0:05:36 - Is it a "FILF - Fan I'd Like To Fuck"
0:05:36 - 0:05:44 - "Was Never A Fan"
0:05:44 - 0:06:07 - "Hersheys Is Real Milk Chocolate" by Carrie Underwood
0:06:07 - 0:06:13 - She's Hot, Modeling Candy
0:06:13 - 0:06:22 - "Sometimes You Feel Like A Nut" By Carrie Underwood
0:06:22 - 0:06:28 - Break Me Off A Piece Of That
0:06:28 - 0:06:36 - "Give Me A Break" by Carrie Underwood
0:06:36 - 0:06:50 - Where You Get Those From, Podsafe Music
0:06:50 - 0:07:27 - She's Hot, Modeling Chocolate, Women + Chocolate + Candy = Dream Come True
0:07:27 - 0:07:57 - Not So Hot On American Idol, Google Image Search "Carrie Underwood", She Looks Jewish
0:07:57 - 0:07:59 - Claps Sound Effect
0:08:00 - 0:08:04 - Play My Intro
0:08:04 - 0:08:36 - Adams' Word Of The Week
0:08:36 - 0:09:16 - "Moose" I Just Lost The Game, "Point" Tracking Website IJustLostTheGame.com
0:09:16 - 0:09:20 - Disclaimer
0:09:20 - 0:10:30 - Word Of The Week "Poop Sex" - The acf of masturbating with a poop filled condom
0:10:30 - 0:12:22 - E-Mail From Forum Member Dr.Funbags "50% of Toilet Users have at least once pooped on to a piece of toilet paper that they were holding in their hand and then looked at it and sniffed that they caught"
0:12:22 - 0:14:48 - Chewy Reviews TV: "World Series Of Poker 2003"
0:14:48 - 0:16:29 - Epidemic "See Through Undershirts" - When you wear an undershirt that is not really an undershirt that has some sort of logo on it and you can see.
0:16:29 - 0:16:50 - Bo Race Inside Joke
0:16:50 - 0:19:36 - So Many E-Mail's, I Saw Home Alone 4; Horrible Movie
0:19:36 - 0:20:56 - I Saw Tremors 3
0:20:56 - 0:20:59 - Claps Sound Effect
0:20:58 - 0:21:30 - Lets Do E-Mails & Voicemails
0:21:30 - 0:22:15 - ADAM First E-Mail From Kim "Show Is Great, Best Podcast"
0:22:15 - 0:23:03 - ADAM Female Listener E-Mail "Love You Both, DatePatrick.com Hysterical"
0:23:03 - 0:23:08 - ADAM Brandon Listener E-Mail "Your Part On The Show Is Funny"
0:23:08 - 0:23:17 - I Dont Print Out Good Show E-Mail's
0:23:17 - 0:23:37 - ADAM Dr.Funbags E-Mail "The Way You Use The Word Nice Is Outstanding"
0:23:17 - 0:23:41 - All Adam contributes is "Nice" "Sweet", Contest How Many Times Adam Said Nice in the Show
0:23:41 - 0:23:57 - Discussion
0:23:57 - 0:24:55 - ADAM Drunk Listener E-Mail "Your Funnier Than Patrick"
0:24:55 - 0:26:31 - Patrick Explains Donations, Dubai Classic, Western Union Transfer
0:26:31 - 0:26:51 - Voicemail From Dr.Funbags
0:26:51 - 0:27:08 - Passed 200 Pounds Mark Way Before 1995
0:27:08 - 0:27:27 - Voicemail From Kickass Podcast Please Donate
0:27:27 - 0:27:43 - Thanks to Kickass Podcast, Podcast Plugs
0:27:43 - 0:29:20 - PATRICK "I Like What I've Heard", Copyrighted Music in iTunes Big No No
0:29:20 - 0:29:31 - So Many Emails, So Many
0:29:31 - 0:29:41 - We Got A Voicemail From Satan
0:29:41 - 0:30:38 - Voicemail From Satan "Hail Me, Keep Up The Good Work"
0:30:38 - 0:31:37 - Thanks Satan, Sent Satan A Gift Basket, No More Satan, Want God Calling In, How Do We Cram It In
0:31:37 - 0:32:11 - PATRICK E-Mail From Listener "DatePatrick.com Was Funny, Keep Up The Great Work, Sentance"
0:32:11 - 0:32:40 - Breeders What Gay People Call Straight People, Stupid Fag That Can't Spell Sentence, I'm Not Gay
0:32:40 - 0:33:12 - PATRICK E-Mail From Sunjug "Added Banner To Banner Rotation, Where Is My Dollar?"
0:33:12 - 0:34:02 - PATRICK E-Mail From Yana "RussianMatch.Ru, Love Yana"
0:34:02 - 0:34:18 - Going To Get Russian Bride?, Spam, Yana go to DatePatrick.com
0:34:18 - 0:34:47 - Lot Of Traffic Going To DatePatrick.com, Everybody Anonymous, Offer To Get Banged in AU
0:34:47 - 0:34:49 - Claps Sound Effect
0:34:49 - 0:45:54 - Bad Podcast Of The Week "Geek Talk Live"
0:45:54 - 0:48:41 - Outro
0:47:41 - 0:50:06 - Podcast Pickle Hall Of Fame Show Promo
0:50:06 - 0:51:03 - Voicemail From Insurance Company
0:51:03 - 0:51:38 - Adam Beatboxing, Patrick Rapping

Nobody Likes Onions 016: Chocolate & Child Abuse
Hosts: Patrick, Hollywood Adam
Date: 8-11-2005 Live: No
Length: 0:51:38 Bitrate: 96kbps
Size: 35.4 MB Stereo: Yes

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