Can you smell what NLO is cooking? It’s a Monday show with some great stuff. We announce the NLO Fantasy Football league and go into a lengthy discussion about how black women are super slow, but black men are super fast. Adam tries to pull a tittie twister on Patrick, more horrible rapping, and, of course, commentary on current news stories. Cap it all off with tons of listener emails and stuff. Sweet.

SHOW INGREDIENTS

0:00:00 - 0:01:17 - Intro
0:01:17 - 0:02:40 - Fantasy Football Leagues
0:02:40 - 0:03:14 - Excited about the football season, but not for the baseball season
0:03:14 - 0:03:40 - Shout out to Craig from the This Week in Sports Show
0:03:40 - 0:04:59 - Aspercreme commercials
0:04:59 - 0:06:35 - Stand up comedians and bad impressions
0:06:35 - 0:07:57 - Publix Rules and the Western Union Story for $50
0:07:57 - 0:09:25 - Slow Black Women
0:09:25 - 0:09:43 - Black women banned from the show
0:09:43 - 0:10:14 - Gayfers
0:10:14 - 0:12:29 - Back to Publix and slow black women
0:12:29 - 0:13:26 - Stupid woman walking at Patrick’s office hasn’t lost a pound
0:13:26 - 0:20:39 - Secret Segment: Rap Challenge: Ice, Ice Baby
0:20:39 - 0:21:22 - NLO News
0:21:22 - 0:22:27 - South Korean man dies playing video games
0:22:27 - 0:22:42 - Patrick and Adam argue about doing stuff for the show
0:22:42 - 0:23:11 - A kid blames GTA for why he killed cops
0:23:11 - 0:24:30 - Jennifer Wilbanks, the googley-eyed runaway bride does community service
0:24:30 - 0:24:58 - Post Traumatic Slavery Syndrome and Wilbanks
0:24:58 - 0:26:00 - Post Traumatic Slavery Syndrome and mayoral candidate of Seattle
0:26:00 - 0:26:56 - Kid sues over a titty twister
0:26:56 - 0:28:25 - Adam goes for a titty twister and results in a moose truce
0:28:25 - 0:28:40 - An old German guy ran over his wife… twice
0:28:40 - 0:29:07 - More titty twister talk
0:29:07 - 0:32:43 - Comedian Spotlight: Slade Ham
0:32:43 - 0:33:16 - Voicemail asking for gum
0:33:16 - 0:34:48 - Email and tardster.com
0:34:48 - 0:36:53 - Public Service Announcement from Adam: Don’t Sodomize the Mentally Retarded
0:36:53 - 0:39:38 - twomenwithforeskin.com email and custom NLO intro
0:39:38 - 0:40:30 - Email about horrible parenting
0:40:30 - 0:43:45 - Even more emails
0:43:45 - 0:44:16 - First podcast in space update
0:44:16 - 0:47:14 - Outro

Nobody Likes Onions 17: Twisting Titties
Hosts: Patrick and Hollywood Adam
Date: 8-15-2005 Live: No
Length: 0:47:14 Bit Rate: 96kbps
Size: 32.5 MB Stereo: Yes

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