It’s a new week, and that means a fresh new tidal wave of NLO coming at you. And if you’re in New Orleans and the thought of a tidal wave hits a little too close to home, just be comforted by the fact that this episode has been rated a category 5 comedy podcast. Patrick gets creative, Adam provides useful household tips, we recap a ton of news stories from the past couple weeks, someone gets stuck eating something really bad, Adam tries to titty twist Patrick, and so much more.

SHOW INGREDIENTS

0:00:00 - 0:00:47 - Message from Chris in Northern Manitoba, Canada (meaning his computer leaves a message)
0:00:47 - 0:02:14 - Intro
0:02:14 - 0:02:25 - Patrick has some ideas for two businesses
0:02:25 - 0:03:39 - A haircut place where no one talks (combined with a haircut story from Patrick)
0:03:39 - 0:04:14 - Second idea: A regular price and an express price
0:04:14 - 0:05:07 - Adam’s ____ of the Week: Hangnail/Paper Cut Remedy
0:05:07 - 0:05:35 - Phrase of the Podcast: Topical Numbing Agent
0:05:35 - 0:06:05 - Alternative Use of Ambisol
0:06:05 - 0:06:22 - NLO News
0:06:22 - 0:07:19 - Croatia launches a sheep reality show, where the winner gets poetry
0:07:19 - 0:08:20 - Puppy Love Hotel
0:08:20 - 0:09:32 - Pictures of Debra LaFave
0:09:32 - 0:11:17 - Bug that eats a tongue down to a nub
0:11:17 - 0:12:11 - Atheists in California do something with the pledge (An Adam story)
0:12:11 - 0:12:57 - Guy in New Zealand had sex with rabbits
0:12:57 - 0:15:09 - British people can now marry parents-in-law
0:15:09 - 0:16:54 - Seattle Strip Club Situation and Tampa Strip Club
0:16:54 - 0:18:02 - Adam Eat This, now with two bad things
0:18:02 - 0:18:44 - Penis and Vagina: Adam picks vagina and gets a Cappuccino Cooler Mix - Hazel Nut flavor
0:18:44 - 0:20:44 - Patrick has penis and gets pure cinnamon
0:20:44 - 0:21:10 - “I just figured who ever picks the dick is gonna get fucked… and it was me.”
0:21:10 - 0:25:03 - Poker Tips from Patrick: Learning when to fold good hands. “If you got these beat, then I guess you just got me.”
0:25:03 - 0:26:30 - Guy leaving a voicemail for Debbie
0:26:30 - 0:26:54 - A voicemail from another Patrick: Scrubs is on hiatus
0:26:54 - 0:27:27 - The vagina Patrick drew on the bag
0:27:27 - 0:28:36 - Chick-fil-A Million Nugget Giveaway
0:28:36 - 0:29:33 - Smokers who never have lighters
0:29:33 - 0:30:41 - Adam got a titty twister request
0:30:41 - 0:31:49 - Email: Guy doesn’t know how to put downloaded shows into iTunes therefore banned from the show
0:31:49 - 0:32:45 - Email: NLO is better than other podcasts and the hockey season is coming up
0:32:45 - 0:33:51 - From G-Unit: What videogames do Patrick and Adam play?
0:33:51 - 0:35:01 - Email from Carl: NLO coming out on random days, Adam get off Skype, fundraiser for gas money, disclaimer played early, voted on podcastalley.com, and waiting for Texas to secede
0:35:01 - 0:35:52 - A long email and some podsafe music by Patrick and Adam
0:35:52 - 0:37:13 - Email from Australia: They don’t have crazy black people, and have other uses for vinegar
0:37:13 - 0:38:16 - Request for prank phone call - Patrick has doubts about doing them
0:38:16 - 0:39:20 - Two voicemails from Sean from Long Island, New York: Robbie T sucks, good luck with Expo, and NLO makes everything worthwhile
0:39:20 - 0:43:10 - Voicemail of little kids singing songs
0:43:10 - 0:43:21 - “I’m as frightened as the first time I heard that.”
0:43:21 - 0:44:50 - Outro
0:44:50 - 0:44:56 - Out take

Nobody Likes Onions 26: Sin O' Men
Hosts: Patrick and Hollywood Adam
Date: 9-18-2005 Live: No
Length: 0:44:56 Bit Rate: 96kbps
Size: 30.9 MB Stereo: Yes

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