It's NLO on steroids. Adam's mom visits the studio and engages us in inappropriate conversation, we play with medical supplies, take a phone call from a genuine African American, make Adam super uncomfortable, and so much more.

SHOW INGREDIENTS

0:00:00 – 0:01:19 – Patrick makes up crazy shit for kids on Skype
0:01:19 – 0:02:43 – The NLO Intro – 31, like a lot of months have 31 days
0:02:43 – 0:03:03 – It’s the special Mother’s Day Episode
0:03:03 – 0:03:03 – Mr. T is introducing the special guest with “Treat Your Mother Right”
0:03:03 – 0:06:42 – Adam’s mom is in the studio, she goes by Queen
0:06:42 – 0:07:19 – Queen is never coming back because Chewy ate her “plastic” shoe
0:07:19 – 0:08:07 – Patrick should apologize to Wendy for the things she sent in
0:08:07 – 0:09:17 – Adam’s Mom talks more than Adam, by a lot
0:09:17 – 0:11:02 – “Do you remember when you got your first pube?”
0:11:02 – 0:11:20 – Adam’s Mom is a math teacher in Orange County
0:11:20 – 0:11:52 – Your pubes are going to turn gray
0:11:52 – 0:12:32 – Slingblade, women with a big bush, and Adam is an uncomfortable Yankee
0:12:32 – 0:13:02 – Do the Playboy girls just use a band-aid to make that stripe?
0:13:02 – 0:13:33 – Adam’s mom has shaved her pubes and some fans are hot for her
0:13:33 – 0:14:52 – Debra LaFave and other teachers with their students
0:14:52 – 0:15:24 – Adam’s Mom is a grandmother
0:15:24 – 0:16:10 – Brian wanted to call in, but Adam’s Mom said no
0:16:10 – 0:18:14 – Adam’s Mom drinks a lot and Adam’s Son got into the Jack Daniel’s
0:18:14 – 0:19:10 – Crappy robots that would “fetch” things
0:19:10 – 0:22:46 – Adam’s Mom’s Secret Segment: Calling Renee, Adam’s “black sister”
0:22:46 – 0:23:26 – New moderators on the Forums, MedicalSupplyGirl and SaintSisterKate
0:23:26 – 0:23:58 – SaintSisterKate left a voicemail for Adam’s Mom
0:23:58 – 0:24:38 – Now Chewy is licking Adam’s Mom
0:24:38 – 0:26:04 – Ferg calls and complains about last show where they searched on Google
0:26:04 – 0:26:49 – He is just bitter that he only has to drive a few hours to the Expo
0:26:49 – 0:27:17 – Adam enjoyed mooning his Mom as a teenager
0:27:17 – 0:27:46 – Adam’s Mom found a date for Patrick, but now she has pubes, so she’s too old
0:27:46 – 0:28:26 – The reasons why Adam’s Mom is on the show
0:28:26 – 0:29:56 – More about Adam’s Mom drinking, and getting the Jack Daniel's off of Adam’s son
0:29:56 – 0:30:42 – Back to pubes; Adam was hairy early; and they normally record the show naked
0:30:42 – 0:31:34 – Adam’s Mom buying soap for the guys saying “fuck”
0:31:34 – 0:32:35 – The date for Patrick; She could love a Hispanic
0:32:35 – 0:32:58 – Adam’s Mom has been spayed
0:32:58 – 0:33:35 – Happy Birthday to Adam’s Mom’s dead mother and Patrick’s ex-girlfriend Kim
0:33:35 – 0:33:50 – Adam’s Mom’s purse looks like its solid gold and sent by Keisha Butler
0:33:50 – 0:34:44 – Nonsense; They are all over the map
0:34:44 – 0:35:33 – P.O. Box – Holding the package if it doesn’t fit; USPS no longer government owned
0:35:33 – 0:39:15 – Package from MedicalSupplyGirl: Catheters, lube, rectal tubes, and more
0:39:15 – 0:41:15 – MedicalSupplyGirl is banned from the show; Continued package discussion
0:41:15 – 0:41:52 – Need to start emails, but results in banter
0:41:52 – 0:45:12 – Email: Joke Suggestions (one of them from “Sane Tom”)
0:45:12 – 0:45:47 – Tangent: Email from “Bernie Infection” leads to talk about a yeast infection
0:45:47 – 0:46:39 – Email: “Bernie” complains about Harry Potter and Maddox
0:46:39 – 0:49:11 – Email: “God damn it Adam, you suck” from Jay in Sacramento
0:49:11 – 0:49:50 – Adam’s emails: Avery has an idea for an “Of the Week”
0:49:50 – 0:50:02 – Patrick is amused by how everyone thinks Adam is gay
0:50:02 – 0:50:56 – More of Adam’s emails: Kevin in Plano loves the show
0:50:56 – 0:51:29 – Email: Keisha Butler has an idea for “Where are they now”
0:51:29 – 0:52:04 – Email: Chubby Bunny is banned in Michigan because kids choke
0:52:04 – 0:53:24 – Email: ScottMaximus wants to be a mod
0:53:24 – 0:55:00 – Email: The Walrus; results in a ZFTR promo being played
0:55:00 – 0:55:25 – Adam’s Mom lets us know that old people can get drugs from their doctor
0:55:25 – 0:56:28 – Email: Marie enjoys the show, but not Dion the Cat Raper; PETA tangent
0:56:28 – 0:56:58 – Adam’s Mom says a lot of things, and then says “fuck”
0:56:58 – 0:57:32 – Email: Gabriel has a bunch of various things
0:57:32 – 0:59:40 – Email: Update from Leann who had her apartment looted
0:59:40 – 1:00:39 – She had a vibrator stolen, and Adam wants to start a fund drive to replace it
1:00:39 – 1:01:21 – Email: From Jim, aka Dion, about when he was on the show
1:01:21 – 1:01:52 – No BPOW, because this was a live one
1:01:52 – 1:03:37 – Outro; Patrick doesn’t want anything he can shove down his urethra
1:03:37 – 1:04:18 – Outtakes: “Don’t make her pick one of us to love, like 'The Good Son.'”

Quotes:

0:11:24 - Adam's Mom - "And you need to know this. My girlfriends tell me my pubes are going to turn gray."
0:24:16 - Adam's Mom - (After Chewy has been licking her) "Oh, Mr. Adam's Dad has never been this good."
0:28:40 - Patrick - "I told Adam, I go, 'Your mom's gonna drink on the show.' He goes, 'Yeah, doesn't she always?'"
0:29:22 - Patrick - "It is expensive. Who cares if it tastes like OshKosh B'gosh?"
0:36:41 - Patrick - "Self-Cath: For the times when you just don't trust a nurse to shove a tube up your penis."
0:41:26 - Patrick - "Next time you have to be drunk to come... which is most of the girls that I date."
0:55:11 - Adam's Mom - "I have Xanax."
1:01:46 - Patrick - "You're the first one to talk about a lot of things that made my penis turn inside-out."


Nobody Likes Onions 31: Mother's Day
Hosts: Patrick and Hollywood Adam, Adam's Mom
Date: 10-6-2005 Live: No
Length: 1:04:18 Bit Rate: 96kbps
Size: 44.2 MB Stereo: Yes

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