Adam's mom is back for your listening pleasure. We give students cheating advice, play a game that is perfect for the alcoholic in you, emotionlessly review a movie, make a big announcement, and so much more.

SHOW INGREDIENTS

0:00:00 – 0:02:11 – Intro / 32° F, joules, and Kelvin / Adam’s Mom is still here, and is prepared
0:02:11 – 0:06:18 – Adam’s ____ of the Week: DVR Tip of the Week / Old school WSOP on TV
0:06:18 – 0:08:17 – Dates for Patrick / Dicken’s Cider / Adam’s segment went great
0:08:17 – 0:11:18 – News segment: Shuttle made from foam and worked on with knives / Jokes about Challenger
0:11:18 – 0:12:33 – Sex cures lower back pains, doctor provided the treatments
0:12:33 – 0:14:29 – Tip for the kids, post your papers to Wikipedia and people will fix them
0:14:29 – 0:15:58 – Man had sex with pet rabbit (a repeat story) / Orgasm Day / PSAS
0:15:58 – 0:17:58 – Indian man holds onto mother’s corpse / Bodies left in trees from Katrina / Pube talk / Smelly stuff
0:17:58 – 0:19:28 – Doctor offers free abortions to hurricane evacuees /Abortion jokes
0:19:28 – 0:20:33 – The British shoplift razor blades a lot
0:20:33 – 0:25:41 – Secret Segment: Country Song or Alcoholic Beverage (11 of 19 right, 57.9%)
0:25:41 – 0:28:32 – Brian’s Emotionless Movie Review: Just Like Heaven (actually A Civil Action)
0:28:32 – 0:30:26 – Voicemail: Father Joe talks about Chubby Bunny and MuggleCast
0:30:26 – 0:31:10 – Adam wants to get out of here
0:31:10 – 0:32:33 – Email: Matt says ban a guy and wants to know how fat Patrick is
0:32:33 – 0:34:07 – Girl at the gym wearing a ‘Guess’ t-shirt / Adam’s dad mistook a woman for a man at the gym
0:34:07 – 0:34:58 – LEVENDUS has been making his own podcast / Wayne is a common middle name for serial killers
0:34:58 – 0:37:24 – Emails / Cool updates from the UK / Philip on the gay list / Kim wants to hook Patrick up with her sister
0:37:24 – 0:38:55 – Money donated to have Bobby Toler banned; he is good looking, but has IBS
0:38:55 – 0:40:38 – Email: Adam’s car and his car club
0:40:38 – 0:41:28 – Voicemail: Rick from Jacksonville; He loves the show
0:41:28 – 0:44:20 – Email: Ralph made a promo / Tangent on podsafe music
0:44:20 – 0:48:16 – Email: Aaron used Episode 22 for a school paper; “Wait, my alarm clocks.”
0:48:16 – 0:49:09 – Email: Deric from Caked On Stripes; made Magic cards for Patrick and Adam
0:49:09 – 0:49:58 – Email: Another Kim loves the show
0:49:58 – 0:53:46 – Joke submission from Joe Wagner; he rambles / As a comedian, don’t put down women
0:53:46 – 0:54:54 – Email: Love the show / Big announcement: 5 shows a week / Email: Skyler wants naked pics
0:54:54 – 0:56:23 – Voicemail from Chris in Northern Manitoba’s computer; attacking a caller from older episode
0:56:23 – 0:58:18 – Emails / Speedracer took a detour to avoid a fire / Why join the mailing list? To vote / Adam is tired
0:58:18 – 0:58:53 – Email: G-Unit says Patrick should get pay back for the titty twister
0:58:53 – 0:59:51 – Adam’s Mom babbles / She has fake boobs / What if she comes back every week?
0:59:51 – 1:02:29 – Close out / Babble / Voicemail number, P.O. Box address, email addresses, forums, mailing list / 5 shows a week is a lie / Babble
1:02:29 – 1:03:27 – Out take: Adam had sex on his parents’ bed in high school

Quotes:

0:27:51 - Brian - "It was a slam bang thriller, and I give it four Ruffalos out of four."
0:53:14 - Patrick - "The women aren't gonna fuckin' laugh. The women are gonna be pissed. But you think you still got the guys right? No, the fuckin' guys are with the women, ok. They want to get laid, they want to get laid. So when the women are pissed off, what are the guys gonna do? Not fuckin' laugh, they're gonna be pissed off. And now who you got laughing at you? The hermaphrodites. How many hermaphrodites come to a comedy show? 1? 5 maybe, 5 max."
0:58:22 - Adam - "G-UNIT!"

Nobody Likes Onions 32: Three Is A Crowd
Hosts: Patrick and Hollywood Adam, Adam's Mom
Date: 10-10-2005 Live: No
Length: 1:03:27 Bit Rate: 96kbps
Size: 43.6 MB Stereo: Yes

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