Children behave. That’s what they say when we’re together. And watch how you play. They don’t understand, and so we’re running just as fast as we can. Holding on to one another’s hand. Trying to get away, into the night, and then you put your arms around me and we tumble to the ground and they you say “I think we’re alone now. There doesn’t seem to be anyone around. I think we’re alone now. The beating of my heart is the only sound.”

SHOW INGREDIENTS

• High Energy Intro
• Best Buying
• Kevin Nealon
• George Foreman Grills
• Adam’s Porn Habit
• Victoria’s Secret Show
• Family History
• Wendy’s AirTran Deal
• The Sims
• Bad Podcast of the Week: Porcuponics
• Listener emails, voicemails, and plugs
• NLO Marketing Survey
• NLO Poker Tournament - 12/30/2005
• Buy An NLO T-Shirt!

Quotes:

12:22
Patrick: "A lot of people don't know this... the secret to the George Foreman grill... is the floating hinge."

13:03
Adam: "So last night, I was in the computer room paying bills...
Patrick: "Okay."
Adam: "Online."
Patrick: "And by that you mean looking at porn."
Adam: "A little, little... pretty much."

15:27
Patrick: "I'm not really into porn."
Adam: "What!? Are you... are you gay?"
Patrick: "Yes."

16:56
Patrick: "...and you're looking at porn while her parents are there?"
Adam: "Yes, and I'm paying bills. That's our code for Adam's special time."

17:41
Patrick: "The only thing that gets Adam off is dildo cams."

49:15
Patrick: "You know what would be good? Deep fried umbilical cord. If you sprinkled powdered sugar over it, it would be like a funnel cake."

Nobody Likes Onions 44: Dishwasher Safe
Hosts: Patrick and Hollywood Adam
Date: 12-13-2005 Live: No
Length: 0:55:52 Bit Rate: 96kbps
Size: 38.4 MB Stereo: Yes

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