Patrick’s relatives think that he is twelve years old. Literally. I know some of you probably think he is as well, but that’s just nonsense. We talk about it, along with other important issues - like why in the hell people use phone books in 2005 - in this episode. There’s plenty other non-trivial banter, including painful comedy stories and two, yes TWO segments from Adam.

SHOW INGREDIENTS

• Two Surprises
• Phooey To Phonebooks
• You Just Quit Boxing?
• Aunts Thing I’m 12
• P.O. Box Exporation
• Stop With The Newsletters
• Dell Tech Trauma
• Stop Giving Blood
• Switching Roles
• Crush Me
• Dell Tech Trauma
• Don’t Let The Kids See
• Terrorists Go Free
• A Good Shirt Idea
• Adam’s Two Of The Week Segments
• Listener emails, voicemails, and plugs
• Comedy Stories
• NLO Marketing Survey
• NLO Poker Tournament - 12/30/2005
• Buy An NLO T-Shirt!