This episode is more fun than a gigantic dying CGI lion in a magical wonderland. Brian joins the show to discuss movies, the holiday season, and many inside jokes. Adam has a perfect opportunity to prank Patrick and blows it by half-assing it, which should come to no surprise to anyone. Most people like to end the year with a big bang, but we like to say adios to 2005 with a large helping of mediocrity.

SHOW INGREDIENTS

0:00:00 - 0:00:27 - Patrick reminds us about the poker tournament
0:00:27 - 0:01:59 - Intro(Penis in your mouth voicemail, long way for a joke)
0:01:59 - 0:03:11 - Brian joins the show
0:03:11 - 0:03:38 - Brian makes up a joke, and it's not funny
0:03:38 - 0:05:39 - Patrick's done with CGI
0:05:39 - 0:10:34 - Patrick's rant on The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe
0:10:34 - 0:11:54 - What's with black people and bones?
0:11:54 - 0:16:36 - Patrick's rant on King Kong
0:16:36 - 0:20:58 - Patricks parents are dead
0:20:58 - 0:23:23 - Insults for everybody
0:23:23 - 0:28:31 - Apprentice, AIDS, and Autism
0:28:31 - 0:29:24 - Making Christmas presents
0:29:24 - 0:30:29 - Did Adam pee his pants?
0:30:29 - 0:41:30 - Voicemails: Fake IP rely operators, Father Joe, A terrorist from Israel and more
0:41:30 - 0:43:03 - The forums are about to get raw.
0:43:03 - 0:43:59 - Prank calling Kyle
0:43:59 - 0:47:08 - The un-forum and Adams retarded point system
0:47:08 - 0:48:53 - Adam and Brian can't even use airhorns right
0:48:53 - 0:56:29 - E-mails: Vote on Podcast alley, SM Safe, Adam's mom is good to party with, Letterman invented the pronunciation of the floating hinge?
0:56:29 - 0:58:25 - Outro: Send packages to Nobody likes Onions PO Box 1014, Lake Wales, FL, 33859-1014
0:58:25 - 0:59:33 - Patricks slams Adam and Brian because they can't do anything right

Quotes

"This just goes to show you, black people act the same if they're on a fucking island or if they're in the middle of Chicago. They all have bones." -- Patrick

"Its not always that kind of autism, sometimes they have the kind where they can cast spells." -- Patrick

Trivia

The premise to the Kill Yourself gag is hinted at as Patrick instructs a fake IP-relay operator to kill herself and mention NLO in the suicide note. Adam responds how that would make impossibly good publicity for the program.

Nobody Likes Onions 050: Enough with CGI
Hosts: Patrick, Hollywood Adam, Brian
Date: 12-30-2005 Live: No
Length: 0:59:33 Bitrate: 96kbps
Size: 40.9MB Stereo: Yes

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