It’s a new year, and that means absolutely nothing to us. This one is sure to be just as unfulfilling as the last. It’s a super long episode that’s packed with surprisingly little content. We talk about our new year’s celebrations, the art and the skill behind poker playing, and Patrick gets a surprise intervention from Adam and Nick. We round out the episode with some sports talk, just so people don’t think we’re entirely gay.

SHOW INGREDIENTS

0:00:00 - 0:01:15 - Intro & new song by John Sebastian
0:01:15 - 0:05:55 - Patrick loses his ATM Card on New Year’s Eve
0:05:55 - 0:07:14 - Wheelchairs on the dance floor
0:07:14 - 0:09:15 - How to cook a pizza in 5 days
0:09:15 - 0:11:21 - Poker Tournament Results
0:11:21 - 0:17:01 - Adam quits the poker tournament
0:17:01 - 0:28:05 - Patrick’s Intervention
0:28:05 - 0:31:17 - Nick’s Zero-Impact Tech Segment
0:31:17 - 0:33:51 - The Buccaneers suck
0:33:51 - 0:40:51 - Nick takes Patrick go to the casino for the first time
0:40:51 - 0:43:07 - Talk about the new intro song by John Sebastian
0:43:07 - 0:48:43 - Adam tries to get the listeners to buy him a new iPod
0:48:43 - 0:53:00 - Adam’s Techno-Mobile
0:53:00 - 0:54:59 - Saving is for suckers!
0:54:59 - 0:57:50 - IM Talk / Fan e-mails
0:57:50 - 0:58:58 - Patrick gets burned by a blind guy
0:58:58 - 1:04:24 - People have no sense of humor
1:04:24 - 1:06:29 - Fan Voicemails
1:06:29 - 1:09:34 - Vote for the show on Podcastalley.com

Quotes:
0:06:51 - Nick - “Grind all up on him”
0:16:37 - Nick - “Fucking Little Baby”
0:22:53 - Patrick - “Right now, there’s a girl being born that I want to fuck”
0:24:59 - Patrick - “Fans, you don’t have to be scared of me…I’m a nice, approachable guy”
0:28:57 - Patrick - “Nick is more annoying than sypware”
0:48:09 - Adam - “That’s highly offensive to me”

Nobody Likes Onions 051: Who's The Asshole
Hosts: Patrick, Hollywood Adam, Nick Starr
Date: 1-9-2006 Live: No
Length: 1:09:34 Bitrate: 96kbps
Size: 47.7 MB Stereo: Yes

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