It’s amazing how much crap we can cover when we really sit down and put our minds to it. In this episode, we go through our P.O. Box to see what listeners have been sending us, we talk about Nick’s dating life, or lack thereof, and we go over the finer points of Windows Media Center Edition. We also find out just how much of a whore the entire cast of the show is. It just goes to show you - everyone has a price.

SHOW INGREDIENTS

0:00:00 - 0:01:28 - Intro - IP Relay Operator reads "Hypnotize" by System Of A Down
0:01:10 - 0:02:37 - Secret Segment – Patrick gives out used scratch-off lottery tickets
0:02:37 - 0:03:55 - Fan voicemail and NLO Comments on Father Joe
0:03:55 - 0:06:49 - Sitting around, hitting the bong and doing a Podcast
0:06:49 - 0:07:36 - NLO offers Podcast Tech Support for 12 year olds
0:07:36 - 0:08:43 - Myspace for Pets
0:08:43 - 0:09:40 - Add NLO to your MySpace TOP 8 at myspace.com/nobodylikesonions
0:09:40 - 0:10:32 - Future BPOW - Nick the Pod-Starr
0:10:32 - 0:11:52 - Nick shows off his new custom Homestarrunner.com T-Shirt
0:11:52 - 0:15:19 - The show gets a few NLO hats in the PO Box
0:15:19 - 0:16:46 - Calendar of Bus Stops from France
0:16:46 - 0:17:45 - NLO opens Christmas cards from Singapore
0:17:45 - 0:18:42 - A fan donates $0.45 for each funny episode of NLO ($21)
0:18:42 - 0:19:48 - A $20 Bill with a Banana Sticker sells for $30,000
0:19:48 - 0:21:59 - Adam tries to get a FlexPed BEFORE he gets an iPod
0:21:59 - 0:24:09 - Patrick will do ANYTHING to raise $12k to go to the World Series of Poker
0:24:09 - 0:26:30 - Adam feels bad that Nick hasn’t had a date in a year, introduces DateNickStarr.com
0:26:30 - 0:27:23 - Personality goes a long way
0:27:23 - 0:29:13 - Nick nails the local weather man’s daughter
0:29:13 - 0:31:44 - Nick talks about his short-stint in the Navy
0:31:44 - 0:32:52 - Why do people living in Tampa need to warm-up their cars?
0:32:52 - 0:34:12 - Patrick announces his Tech Yard Sale
0:34:12 - 0:39:38 - Review of Windows Media Center, Vongo and RemotelyCool.com
0:39:38 - 0:40:45 - Get FUCKED with eHarmony.com!!!
0:40:45 - 0:42:52 - Patrick Talks more tech
0:42:52 - 0:49:58 - Patrick almost gets killed on a Ferris Wheel at the Ohio State Fair
0:49:58 - 0:52:54 - Announcements and final comments

Quotes:
0:11:12 - Nick - “I do not burp – I never do. I don’t fart and I do not burp.”
0:16:17 - Patrick - “A lot of people don’t know this…France’s #1 export – WHITE FLAGS”
0:16:46 - Nick “Stick it in my hole”
0:39:27 - Adam - “Give it to me”

Nobody Likes Onions 052: Sellout Handbook
Hosts: Patrick, Hollywood Adam, Nick Starr
Date: 1-12-2006 Live: No
Length: 0:52:54 Bitrate: 96kbps
Size: 36.4 MB Stereo: Yes

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