A lot of fans wanted a show without Nick, and that’s what we give you in this show. We bring back several classic segments and mix in some new ones. It’s like a fruity blended drink of memories and fresh basil. I don’t know why I said basil, I think I just wanted to say something funny. But basil isn’t funny. It’s a delicious herb. It’s not really anything to laugh about. Unless your name was Herb. Now that’s funny.

SHOW INGREDIENTS

0:00:00 - 0:00:20 - ADAM GETS SCHOOLED by an IP Operator
0:00:20 - 0:00:42 - NLO Opening Song
0:00:42 - 0:01:19 - No Poker Talk, And No Tech Talk
0:01:19 - 0:02:43 - Hollywood Adam Tip Of The Week: Getting Rid Of Dog Shit
0:02:43 - 0:05:29 - Patrick Tip Of The Week: You’ll NEVER beat Patrick
0:05:29 - 0:06:55 - Adam Gets Lost
0:06:55 - 0:07:57 - The Hottest TV Chick Of The Week: Julie Bowen
0:07:57 - 0:09:45 - Business Card Business
0:09:45 - 0:11:25 - Patrick Does Something HUGE
0:11:25 - 0:12:25 - NLO Fun Fact
0:12:25 - 0:16:17 - Patrick Loses His iPod, THEN Auctions It On eBay
0:16:17 - 0:16:30 - Swamp-Ass Update
0:16:30 - 0:17:33 - NLO Fun Fact
0:17:33 - 0:20:03 - Old School NLO And The Chewie Review
0:20:03 - 0:22:03 - Before I Was Old Enough To Masturbate
0:22:03 - 0:27:17 - Radio Shack Employs The Amish
0:27:17 - 0:28:02 - NLO Fun Fact
0:28:02 - 0:29:28 - More Work On The Adam-Mobile
0:29:28 - 0:31:58 - Celebrating Martin Luther King Day
0:31:58 - 0:36:16 - Listener Voicemails And Charlie Murphy
0:36:16 - 0:37:00 - Adam Enjoys Wrestling
0:37:00 - 0:37:46 - Fuck You (Remix)
0:37:46 - 0:38:25 - A Fan Ruins The Plot For Clerks II
0:38:25 - 0:39:12 - Fan e-Mails
0:39:12 - 0:41:36 - The George Foreman USB Powered iGrill
0:41:36 - 0:42:30 - How To Play Homeless Baseball
0:42:30 - 0:44:09 - More Fan e-Mails
0:44:09 - 0:44:38 - NLO Fun Fact
0:44:38 - 0:47:26 - Vote For NLO On PodcastAlley
0:47:26 - 0:48:56 - Homestar Runner, Secret Song

Quotes:

0:01:19 - Adam - “I am gay…but its sooo catchy.”
0:03:09 - Patrick - “Because those people…they are the brightest stars in the sky, my friend.”
0:04:46 - Patrick - “Don’t Fuck With Us!”
0:21:06 - Patrick - “It’s like having sex with a girl with herpes…prickly.”
0:25:35 - Patrick - “She could have scratched her crotch and smelled it, and I would have gotten more out of the conversation.”

Nobody Likes Onions 053: The Getting Is Good
Hosts: Patrick, Hollywood Adam
Date: 1-19-2006 Live: No
Length: 48:56 Bitrate: 96kbps
Size: 33.6 MB Stereo: Yes

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