I’m not going to pretend this is the best episode. It’s not even the fifth best episode. The first thirty minutes are downright unbearable. But if you stick with it, it gets worth it. I promise. Things come out in this show that just make you question why God does such evil things to people. Everything you could ever want to know about Nick gets spilled in this show. For the guys, we have a female caller that joins in on the jabbing. It’s our most enlightening show ever.

SHOW INGREDIENTS

0:00:00 – 0:01:36 – Intro (This Is NO Illusion)
0:01:36 – 0:02:39 – Get Well To Adam’s Mom
0:02:39 – 0:05:19 – Nick Takes Over The Show
0:05:19 – 0:10:57 – Nick Can’t Stop Plugging Or “Tech-ing”
0:10:57 – 0:17:45 – Low-Impact Tech-Segment Of The Week
0:17:45 – 0:24:49 – Nick Playing Poker
0:24:49 – 0:27:14 – It’s A Blanket…With Sleeves – A SLANKET!
0:27:14 – 0:28:21 – Happy Groundhog Day
0:28:21 – 0:28:57 – NLO Fun Fact
0:28:57 – 0:59:18 – A Special Guest Caller: Valerio O.
0:59:18 – 1:07:30 – Nick Gets Some Relationship Advice
1:07:30 – 1:24:22 – Super Right-Wing Nick Likes
1:24:22 – 1:26:52 – Voicemail From Cruzin’ With Susan
1:26:52 – 1:28:24 – Voicemails From American Idol Podcast Contest
1:28:24 – 1:36:58 – More Voicemails From Fans
1:36:58 – 1:38:13 – Last Chance To Get An NLO Onion Art T-Shirt is February 5th
1:38:13 – 1:40:41 – Outro

Quotes:

0:04:53 – Patrick – “It’s all in moderation.”
0:05:10 – Patrick – “I’m fat…LEAVE ME ALONE!”
0:15:28 – Nick – “I prefer Apple”
0:21:39 – Nick – “I’m not great at poker, at all.”
0:23:38 – Nick – “My friend works there as a receptionist, and (so) I’m on his friends and family…so I get a haircut for $2, and a coloring for $3.”
0:24:01 – Nick – “I’m a dirty blonde”
0:25:52 – Patrick – “It’s a blanket, with SLEEVES in it.”
0:41:17 – Valerie O. – "Blubbercunt"
0:42:10 – Patrick – “You can’t come up with anything original.”
0:44:21 – Patrick – "Twat ripple! Twat ripple! Twat ripple! Now bitch! Gimme 50!"
0:48:43 – Valerie O. – "Twatripple"
1:03:31 – Nick – “I’m Gay”
1:05:16 – Patrick – “She’s Laughing. You keep ‘em laughing and then you STICK IT IN…BEFORE THEY EVEN KNOW IT!”
1:06:47 – Nick – “Do you think that I could be with someone that’s exactly like me?”

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Nobody Likes Onions 057: Needling Nick
Hosts: Patrick and Nick Starr
Date: 2-1-2006 Live: No
Length: 1:40:41 Bitrate: 96kbps
Size: 69.1 MB Stereo: Yes

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