What do you get when Nick isn’t on the show for a couple of weeks? A whole lot of Nick-bashing material is what you get. The floodgates are open and we are as brutal as ever. We love Nick and are glad to have him in the NLO family. Remember, we only make fun of the people we love, and in this show we love Nick a whole lot. We also take about our recent lawsuit threat and roll with whatever punches come along during the recording. You’ll like it. Oh, and be nice to Nick on the forums. We pick on him because it’s our job, but seriously, lay off the guy.

SHOW INGREDIENTS

0:00:00 - 0:01:34 - Intro
0:01:35 - 0:03:57 - Nick Blows His Load
0:03:58 - 0:07:10 - The NLO Van
0:07:11 - 0:12:00 - Nick’s New Ride
0:12:01 - 0:14:23 - Who Needs Debt?
0:14:24 - 0:26:57 - Getting Pretty
0:26:58 - 0:29:54 - The Face of New Media
0:29:55 - 0:33:04 - Getting Sued
0:33:05 - 0:34:40 - Nick Walks Out
0:34:41 - 0:38:57 - The Red Cooler
0:38:58 - 0:44:23 - Patrick’s Recipe Idea
0:44:24 - 0:44:23 - Peephole Installation
0:44:24 - 0:53:23 - Voicemails, Emails and Plugs
0:53:24 - 0:57:08 - Outro

Hyundai Ads

It was announced that since Nick Starr's last appearance on NLO he had purchased a new car, a white 2005 Hyundai Accent. In response, Patrick created several satirical, mock advertisements for the 2005 Hyundai Accent, and played them at sporadic intervals throughout the show.

In all, there are 11 of these ads, and they can heard in the episode at the following times:

• 0:07:19 - 0:07:47 - Hyundai Ad 1
• 0:08:47 - 0:09:15 - Hyundai Ad 2
• 0:10:04 - 0:10:32 - Hyundai Ad 3
• 0:10:53 - 0:11:20 - Hyundai Ad 4
• 0:11:31 - 0:12:00 - Hyundai Ad 5
• 0:13:44 - 0:14:13 - Hyundai Ad 6
• 0:14:23 - 0:14:51 - Hyundai Ad 7
• 0:16:36 - 0:17:04 - Hyundai Ad 8
• 0:20:56 - 0:21:24 - Hyundai Ad 9
• 0:22:55 - 0:23:24 - Hyundai Ad 10
• 0:26:09 - 0:26:37 - Hyundai Ad 11
  

Quotes:
00:09:01 - Patrick (Car Salesman) - "Come on down today and pick yourself up a white Hyundai Accent; that’s a fucking nice car!"

0:11:07 - Patrick (Car Salesman) - "If you can’t trade up trade sideways, and go from a crappy white van, to a crappy white sedan. You’re Nick Starr!"

0:12:39 - Patrick - "I don’t want to purchase things. I don’t want to have buying power. What am I, a consumer?"

0:12:45 - Nick Starr - "I don’t need debt"

0:16:03 - Nick Starr - "How do I look queer?"

0:20:14 - Nick Starr - "I’m growing my hair out."
- Patrick - "Well, you might be in a castle one day and a girl needs to climb up."

0:22:48 - Nick Starr - "I don’t think I’m gay..."

0:38:26 - Nick Starr - "I have nervous ticks on purpose."

0:53:56 - Nick Starr - "I’d rather die than fart."

Nobody Likes Onions 62: Nick at Night
Hosts: Patrick, Hollywood Adam, Nick Starr
Date: 2-23-2006 Live: No
Length: 0:57:08 Bit Rate: 96kbps
Size: 39.2 MB Stereo: Yes

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