It’s our first ever live show, and that means a super-sized batch of excitement for you, the listener. We take phone calls and answer listener questions and bash Nick in real-time. It’s a strong example of using technology to entertain and annoy on a whole new level. Nick’s reporter hangs out with us, we go over the latest Snoozin’ with Susan train wreck, talk about various jobs and even contemplate adopting livestock. Don’t miss the next NLO live show!

SHOW INGREDIENTS

0:00:00 - 0:00:39 - This is the full, unedited, live show
0:00:39 - 0:02:10 - Intro - Episode 65, Live Episode 1
0:02:10 - 0:03:09 - Nick is here and the show is live
0:03:09 - 0:03:31 - Chase Squires is here, from the St. Pete Times
0:03:31 - 0:04:24 - First phone call - The reporter needs to cover his asshole
0:04:24 - 0:04:57 - Nick is back from San Francisco
0:04:57 - 0:05:56 - Call - Would have been at the strip club; Nick went to a peep show
0:05:56 - 0:06:20 - Call - Biggie gets the foghorn
0:06:20 - 0:07:34 - Adam’s Mom calls
0:07:34 - 0:08:47 - Adam kept all the Entenmanns and didn’t give any to his mom
0:08:47 - 0:09:15 - Talking about Chase Squires
0:09:15 - 0:09:43 - Back to Nick’s trip - His pictures can be found here
0:09:43 - 0:11:02 - Nick is a whore and a home wrecker
0:11:02 - 0:13:04 - Nick is uncomfortable around girls, but not Adam Curry and other guys...
0:13:04 - 0:14:18 - Nick’s other escapades: Thomas Hawk and Nick is an Apple store celebrity
0:14:18 - 0:14:32 - The Dawn and Drew party
0:14:32 - 0:15:10 - Call - Biggie again
0:15:10 - 0:15:48 - People try to call, but it doesn’t work
0:15:48 - 0:17:58 - Adam’s mom calls back - asks about sex with strange girls
0:17:58 - 0:18:18 - Call - Candy, the girl Nick made out with, calls in
0:18:18 - 0:18:57 - Call - Nick pissed off Shooby
0:18:57 - 0:19:55 - Banter, FuckYouGayAdam.com explanation to the reporters
0:19:55 - 0:23:48 - Call - JBob: Argues with Nick about credit
0:23:48 - 0:24:27 - Call - ScottMaximus
0:24:27 - 0:24:51 - Stupid 14 year old caller
0:24:51 - 0:25:55 - Call - Shooby tells Nick to get on eHarmony
0:25:55 - 0:26:39 - Call - Nick Starr is gay
0:26:39 - 0:26:54 - Banter
0:26:54 - 0:27:24 - heifer.org - The NLO Goat
0:27:24 - 0:29:59 - Call: ComicBookGuy and MedicalSupplyGirl - They are Canadian
0:29:59 - 0:30:20 - “Now we need guys to call in who want to have phone sex with Nick”
0:30:20 - 0:30:43 - Back to the NLO Goat
0:30:43 - 0:31:20 - Call - It is horrible
0:31:20 - 0:31:39 - Back to the NLO Goat
0:31:39 - 0:31:57 - Call - “Shut up ho”
0:31:57 - 0:32:07 - “What’s the shipping on a goat?”
0:32:07 - 0:32:19 - Call - The_Lucas giving a shout out to ScottMaximus and Ralph
0:32:19 - 0:33:00 - “Or you could get a kid; its only 72 dollars” and buyNLOagoat.com
0:33:00 - 0:33:36 - PayPal and TextPayMe
0:33:36 - 0:33:53 - Call - Are you guys going to upload the show to the internet?
0:33:53 - 0:34:57 - Kids and Chase Squires
0:34:57 - 0:35:52 - Cruisin’ With Susan revisited and a bit of Banter
0:35:52 - 0:41:19 - Getting into Snoozin’ With Susan - Her home is delivered
0:41:19 - 0:42:35 - “I think she’s about to come”
0:42:35 - 0:43:57 - Call - My grandfather died
0:43:57 - 0:44:40 - Call - JBob - The callers suck and comments on Susan
0:44:40 - 0:46:51 - JBob interviews the reporter
0:46:51 - 0:50:28 - Back to Snoozin’ With Susan with JBob on the line
0:50:28 - 0:51:00 - Call - The people in the chat are guessing how big Nick’s penis is
0:51:00 - 0:52:33 - Bad Podcast Funeral - Mary and Karla Show
0:52:33 - 0:53:35 - MySpace Sucks…Still
0:53:35 - 0:54:12 - Space Commander Chase Squires
0:54:12 - 0:54:49 - “How are you not fat? They can’t hire a skinny guy to do television reporting.”
0:54:49 - 0:55:02 - Call - Has the reporter heard the Hyundai commercials for Nick
0:55:02 - 0:57:42 - “Back to why a fat guy can’t do your job.”
0:57:42 - 0:58:10 - “Chase’s picture is out on the forums now”
0:58:10 - 0:58:56 - Digital product placement
0:58:56 - 0:59:32 - The KFC commercial with the code in it
0:59:32 - 0:59:51 - “Oh God, they’re already starting the photo shopping”
0:59:51 - 1:00:39 - Patrick filed his homestead exemption; saved by a call asking about Type II Records
1:00:39 - 1:01:34 - Jeff Klinkenberg is a freak and more Chase Squires stuff
1:01:34 - 1:04:12 - Call - Graham calls; Gap talk ensues; put the XXL shirts on top
1:04:12 - 1:04:45 - Are you going to turn watching TV into a career?
1:04:45 - 1:06:53 - Call - Nick works with bread, and makes fun of the guy at the Gap?
1:06:53 - 1:08:08 - How do you get a job reviewing TV?
1:08:08 - 1:09:14 - Like his job is even real; It’s a Make a Wish Foundation thing
1:09:14 - 1:10:36 - Even more Chase Squires stuff
1:10:36 - 1:11:10 - Call - Definition for twat ripple
1:11:10 - 1:13:29 - Call - Becca calls in and talks about Nick
1:13:29 - 1:14:25 - Voicemail Time - Relationship question - Take her fishing Lacy Peterson style
1:14:25 - 1:14:47 - Audition for NLO Idol
1:14:47 - 1:15:26 - A guy driving and took a whole bottle of NyQuil
1:15:26 - 1:16:05 - Nick can’t shut up like Patrick’s grandfather yelling at the Price is Right
1:16:05 - 1:16:27 - Fuck you gay Adam and Patrick is a genius
1:16:27 - 1:16:46 - Fuck off Nick, fuck you
1:16:46 - 1:17:30 - Nick Starr Rap
1:17:30 - 1:18:03 - A question for Nick
1:18:03 - 1:20:09 - Outro
1:20:09 - 1:20:43 - Patrick will be right back for the people in the chat room, and if you don’t like Eric Clapton, you can leave

Quotes:
0:14:51 - Patrick - "What do these fucking 14 year olds have nothing to do but sit at home and masturbate to AOL chat rooms at night?"

0:17:49 - Patrick - "I'm going to exit uh *Good Bye!*... AIM says good bye."

Nobody Likes Onions 65: Sanny Franny
Hosts: Patrick and Hollywood Adam, Nick Starr
Date: 3-6-2006 Live: Yes
Length: 1:20:43 Bit Rate: 96kbps
Size: 55.5 MB Stereo: Yes

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