Things get a little hot and heavy when the chat room decides to attempt to get one of the fans to take off her top on the webcam. But this show isn’t all about sex and watching Patrick try to keep the delicate balance of the female fans. It’s about politics. It’s about culture. It’s about time.

SHOW INGREDIENTS

0:00:00 – 0:02:06 – Intro (Up In Your Hizzy)
0:02:06 – 0:03:11 – Tony Has A Job
0:03:11 – 0:03:45 – Fans Can Use The Live Chat System
0:03:45 – 0:03:54 – Thanks To Caesar For Making The New NLO Rap
0:03:54 – 0:05:23 – Lil’ Dennis Miller Knows Things
0:05:23 – 0:06:10 – How To Hack Your Easy Button
0:06:10 – 0:06:59 – Todd Glass Will Be On The Show
0:06:59 – 0:07:58 – Just Play The Music
0:07:58 – 0:09:00 – Patrick Announces A Special NLO Deal At The Tampa Improv
0:09:00 – 0:10:03 – Using The Easy Button For After-Sex Commentary
0:10:03 – 0:18:23 – Somebody Hook Patrick Up
0:18:23 – 0:21:44 – Catholics Are Protesting The Davinci Code
0:21:44 – 0:25:44 – Scruples: What’s More Important?
0:25:44 – 0:29:14 – Where’s Todd Glass?
0:29:14 – 0:31:51 – Patrick Solves The Phone Problem
0:31:51 – 0:35:59 – More Davinci Code Talk
0:35:59 – 0:44:30 – NLO Talks To Iris
0:44:30 – 0:56:48 – More Davinci Code Talk
0:56:48 – 1:00:06 – Patrick Needs Some Caulk
1:00:06 – 1:12:51 – Bad Podcast Of The Week: The Daily Giz Wiz
1:12:51 – 1:19:51 – Shooby Calls Scruples On Another Hindu
1:19:51 – 1:22:10 – A Few Calls And E-Mails
1:22:10 – 1:28:02 – Holy Cards
1:28:02 – 1:35:54 – What’s On Hillary Clinton’s iPod?
1:35:54 – 2:04:37 – Patrick, Adam And Tony Try To Get Allison To Take Her Shirt Off
2:04:37 – 2:05:29 – Allison Gets The Foghorn
2:05:29 – 2:12:04 – New Footage Of The 9/11 Attack On The Pentagon
2:12:04 – 2:22:21 – Patrick Tries To Make Up With Kitty
2:22:21 – 2:31:27 – A Few Calls And A Few E-Mails
2:31:27 – 2:34:20 – Outro

Quotes:

0:02:39 - Patrick - "Let's give a round of applause to Tony for holding a job. The longest Mexican to ever hold a job..."
- Tony- "Fuck."
- Patrick - "The longest Mexican to ever hold an indoor job."

0:05:10 - Patrick - “There’s nothing like putting other people down to make you feel better about yourself, is there?”

0:07:20 - Patrick - "Hey, by the way, how old are you?"
- Underage caller - "Just play the music."

0:09:16 - Patrick (about his Easy Button from Staples) - "I wanna get one of these and permanently super glue it to my nightstand... you have a girl over, you get her drunk, you fuck the shit out of her, you roll over, you hit the button."

0:16:26 - Adam - "And how did you get that phone Tony?"
- Patrick - "Yeah, from your new job?"
- Adam - "No..."
- Patrick - "How'd you get it?"
- Adam - "It was from his blowjob..."
- Tony - "Amanda gave it... got it for me."

0:29:37 - Patrick (holding Tony's phone) - "So Amanda has touched this phone?"
- Tony - "Yes."
- Patrick - [sniffs the phone] ....mmmm my god... you think it's ever been in her panties?"
- Tony - "Well, it's been in mine."

0:40:28 - Patrick - “I want to take you to the beach, lay you out nude, and get a big old basket of tater tots, and we’ll have ourselves an afternoon.”

0:42:45 - Adam - “Tell me, how do you feel about married men with children?”

0:43:21 -Patrick - “Its kind of hard to call rape when your throat’s slit.”

Nobody Likes Onions 084: Stood-Up Stand-Ups
Hosts: Patrick, Hollywood Adam and Tony Gaud
Date: 5-25-2006 Live: Yes
Length: 2:34:20 Bitrate: 96kbps
Size: 106 MB Stereo: Yes

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