The live show gets off to a bumpy start when the stream doesn’t work, but things quickly get on track and the guys produce one of the funniest shows ever. Special guest and professional broadcast radio host Cowhead joins Patrick, Adam and Tony.

SHOW INGREDIENTS

0:00:00 - 0:01:56 - Intro (Metaphysically Striking)
0:01:56 - 0:02:45 - Patrick has High Blood-Pressure
0:02:45 - 0:03:37 - Radio comparison
0:03:37 - 0:03:47 - Awesome Indian Words
0:03:47 - 0:04:22 - Cowhead dosn't have a Job
0:04:22 - 0:04:33 - Dateline
0:04:33 - 0:04:45 - Circle Jerk
0:04:45 - 0:05:06 - Wacky, Zany morning show
0:05:06 - 0:05:28 - ATTN: Radio Professionals
0:05:30 - 0:05:45 - Dennis Miller sucks
0:05:45 - 0:06:46 - Chia Pets
0:06:46 - 0:07:47 - Who is Cowhead?
0:07:47 - 0:08:00 - Patrick Pandering and Prattling
0:08:00 - 0:09:06 - Cowhead on Country Stations
0:09:06 - 0:09:52 - Country Music=Sucky Score
0:09:52 - 0:10:06 - Cowhead Ate Kenney Chesney
0:11:40 - 0:13:25 - 1st Caller failed to connect.
0:13:25 - 0:14:20 - 2nd Caller failed to connect.
0:14:20 - 0:15:30 - Cowhead can't find a hat for his fat head, and some more head talk.
0:15:40 - 0:17:00 - Slanket - a wool blanket with sleeves.
0:17:30 - 0:19:35 - Walter Hutchen, and not getting out of bed again blows Patrick's mind.
0:20:00 - 0:20:40 - Immigration.
0:20:50 - 0:21:10 - Cowhead is a Yankees fan.
0:21:10 - 0:21:40 - 3rd caller connects. asks about pizzas and wishes the hosts death.
0:21:40 - 0:23:00 - Patrick is pissed off at vegetarians and garden meat, the hosts agree.
0:23:00 - 0:24:57 - Vegetables, Asparagus and stinky pee due to foods. Patrick tells us about his Slim fast stage.
0:25:15 - 0:26:45 - Mexico, Mexican laptops, Patrick mistakes Aruba for Bermuda.
0:26:46 - 0:28:10 - 4th Caller connects. Pizzas again, PizzaHut causing ass explosion and short term memory loss.
0:28:10 - 0:28:47 - Walter Hutchen on pizza boxes diet.
0:28:47 - 0:29:40 - Cowhead asks Patrick if black chicks like fat white guys, Patrick doesn't give a fuck. Patrick's view on black chicks.
0:29:40 - 0:31:00 - Cowhead asks Patrick for a number of full on sex times (Patrick doesn't really know).
0:31:00 - 0:33:50 - Girls (races) the hosts like and don't.
0:33:50 - 0:35:20 - Keith Urban and last names.
0:35:20 - 0:36:45 - Girls that you're embarrassed that you fucked, Cowhead showed her to his friends.
0:36:45 - 0:37:35 - Moose and Alpha fans.
0:37:35 - 0:41:45 - About Cowheadshow.com and website squatting.
0:41:45 - 0:43:00 - Lost spoilers by Patrick.
0:43:00 - 0:45:32 - Having kids
0:45:32 - 0:47:40 - Jerking off in the doctor's office.
0:47:40 - 0:48:50 - 5th caller failed to connect.
0:48:50 - 0:49:30 - 6th caller failed to connect.
0:49:30 - 0:50:00 - 7th caller failed to connect.
0:50:00 - 0:50:30 - Giveaways.
0:50:30 - 0:51:57 - 8th caller failed to connect.
0:51:57 - 0:52:25 - A break.
0:53:00 - 1:00:50 - Patrick tells a story about a fat old lady that hit on him.
1:00:50 - 1:04:20 - Another story about how a girl told Patrick he needs to write some new jokes.
1:04:20 - 1:08:25 - More comedian talk.
1:08:25 - 1:10:15 - 9th caller connects.
1:10:15 - 1:17:08 - Cowhead asks about the origin of the show name.
1:17:08 - 1:17:30 - 10th caller connects, Patrick puts him on hold (again)
1:17:30 - 1:18:00 - More on Cowhead's radio career.
1:18:00 - 1:21:25 - The 10th caller is taken off hold.
1:21:25 - 1:24:25 - 11th caller reads a one line poem.
1:24:25 - 1:25:45 - Wrapping up the show.
1:25:45 - 1:27:12 - Poker, SABC, Voice line, Emails, cowheadshow.com and mrcowhead at aol.com

Quotes:

0:12:45 - Cowhead (talking about Japanese NLO fans complaining about the hour that the show is on) - "Can't you little high-tech fuckers figure out some way to make your sun rise later so we could all be on the same length?"

0:21:41 - Cowhead - "I hope you choke on your own balls, you douche."

0:29:44 - Cowhead - "How many girls would you say that you've, uh... that you've had full on sex with?"
- Patrick - "Full on?"
- Cowhead - "Yeah."
- Patrick - "Is there half?"
- Cowhead - "You can't count chicks that fuckin' jerked you off for a free CD... that ain't gonna count. I've had that." [Laughter] "Here baby, it's Pearl Jam, keep goin'." [Laughter] "It's Insane Clown Posse tickets, keep sucking."

0:34:21 - Cowhead - "Gabrielle Union... I'd bang her in her underground railroad. Right in the ol' pooper."

1:23:43 - Patrick - "I have about as much of a chance bangin' a black chick as Hitler does writing six million apology letters... it's probably not going to happen."

Nobody Likes Onions 086: The Truth Hurts
Hosts: Patrick, Hollywood Adam, Tony Gaud, Cowhead, Moose
Date: 6-1-2006 Live: Yes
Length: 1:27:12 Bitrate: 96kbps
Size: 60.0 MB Stereo: Yes

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