When you gotta go, you gotta go. There’s no force on Earth that’s strong enough to stop nature. That’s why we feel the need to discuss it so much. It’s just part of life. Pooping, that is. A lot of people thing poop talk is juvenile. It isn’t. It’s mature. It’s honest. It’s sexy. Alright, maybe not sexy. But you get the point. It’s out there, and if it’s not out there, it’s in there, and if you wait long enough, it will be out there, because poop only moves in one direction. Unless you’re into anal sex, and then it moves two. But the primary direction. You know what we mean.

SHOW INGREDIENTS

0:00:00 – 0:01:00 – Advertisement
0:01:00 – 0:02:30 – Intro (Kickin’ It Old School)
0:02:30 – 0:07:55 – 2000 Flushes Will Not Help With Anal Bleeding
0:07:55 – 0:10:21 – Patrick Has A Really Bad Experience
0:10:21 – 0:13:18 – The Phenomenon Of Brushing Your Teeth At Work
0:13:18 – 0:14:44 – Another Episode of “The Stall-Logues”
0:14:44 – 0:17:35 – The SABC Is Blowing Up
0:17:35 – 0:18:35 – How To Stand-Up With Stilts? Use A “Latter.”
0:18:35 – 0:22:02 – Adam Gets A FastPass At Universal Studios
0:22:02 – 0:23:45 – Compressed-Air Does Not Remove Warts From Your Hand
0:23:45 – 0:31:45 – Adam Feels A Rumbling In His Tummy At Universal Studios
0:31:45 – 0:34:28 – Dan Whitney Comes Up With A Persona And A Mullet
0:34:28 – 0:36:42 – In Memory Of My Baby’s Grandma, I’m Getting Some Ink
0:36:42 – 0:41:59 – Why Leave The Country?
0:41:59 – 0:42:43 – NLO Helps Those In Need
0:42:43 – 0:45:30 – The Hobbling Hindu Has Scruples Called On Him
0:45:30 – 0:47:25 – A Spelling Contest
0:47:25 – 0:51:50 – Third Eye Blind
0:51:50 – 0:55:21 - Outro

Quotes:

0:19:47 - Donald Trump - “Adam, you’re fired.”

0:34:15 - Adam - “You Don’t Have To Be A Redneck.”

0:43:15 - Patrick - “I’m On Board With Any Religion With Candy.”

Nobody Likes Onions 90: Everybody Poops
Hosts: Patrick and Hollywood Adam
Date: 6-19-2006 Live: No
Length: 55:21 Bitrate: 96kbps
Size: 38.1 MB Stereo: Yes

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