Patrick recounts his recent experience selling and buying a new television. Adam recounts his recent experience not buying a new car. Then somehow they start talking about video games. It’s an olde-timey good time. I hate when people spell “old” like that. With an “e” on the end. That’s gay. Anyway, the show wraps up with emails and voicemails, and of course all of the plugs your tiny little soul could desire. Yeah, I just called your soul tiny. Bitch.

Quotes:

0:02:57 - Adam - "There's nothing I enjoy more than looking at clearance shoes."

0:03:22 - Adam - "We're on a steady course of mediocrity."

0:03:24 - Patrick - "I'm shocked every day that my boss doesn't call me in his office and take money away."

0:03:33 - Patrick - "Every day is a blessing. I count each and every day as... as a gift."
- Adam - "Well, you're a big guy, you don't have much left."

0:14:11 - Adam - "My kids need to see my wife in HD."

0:20:51 - Patrick - "I want to start WET. White Entertainment Television."

0:25:57 - Patrick - "I don't like pussy."

0:32:07 - Patrick - "It's better. It's a brighter... see, the darks aren't as good, like the blacks...
- Adam - "Mmhmm..."
- Patrick - "You don't get as much detail in the blacks and the grays, but...
- Adam - "Eh, who cares about the blacks anyway?"
- Patrick - "Right."

Nobody Likes Onions 109: Tube Boob
Hosts: Patrick and Hollywood Adam
Length: 0:59:38 Bit Rate: 96kbps
Size: 41.1 MB Stereo: Yes

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