You know, sometimes you do things you have no control over. The body is a very complicated machine, and we are foolish to think that we can control it all the time. Like when we’re asleep for example. That’s just silly. If we were meant to control our bodies while we were asleep, well then we probably wouldn’t even have sleep. Because what is sleep, really, but a chance for us to stop controlling everything. I hope to God you people are buying this.

00:00:00 - 00:00:05 - A caller reminds us all that God is fake
00:00:05 - 00:01:30 - Intro, Tony Gaud has problems with his mic and Brian the lawyer is in the studio!
00:01:30 - 00:01:38 - This show is brought to you by Go--uh, to hell
00:01:39 - 00:xx:xx - First segment: Patrick tells us how he wet the bed! Also, the further perils of drinking and a discussion of Chewy's urination habits and buoyancy.
00:07:24 - 00:08:35 - Joey, now an attorney in St. Petersburg, had some excretory problems in college.
00:08:35 - 00:10:09 - Creative uses for crap, including an appetizing recipe!
00:10:10 - 00:11:00 - Grilled cheese discussions! MMM!
00:10:47 - First Cowbell of Shame when Patrick pulls out his 90s joke
00:11:00 - 00:11:38 - Pass out the ShitStick for Halloween?!
00:11:38 - 00:xx:xx - Halloween traditions, fall festivals ("Trunk or Treat"), and kicking Halloween Horror Nights cast members in the nuts

Quotes

00:03:04 : Patrick - "I'm used to waking up when the dog's gone to the bathroom... uhhhh... I pissed my bed!"
00:05:11 : Patrick - "We have a rule, about my crotch and the things he's allowed to do down there--" Tony - "With peanut butter."
00:05:34 : Patrick - "Here's the tricky thing that dogs fuckin' do, their bladders are compartmentalized...cows have four stomachs, dogs have 16 bladders."

Nobody Likes Onions 116: Wetting The Bed
Hosts: Patrick and Hollywood Adam, Brian, Tony Gaud
Date: 10-13-2006 Live: No
Length: 0:57:29 Bit Rate: 96kbps
Size: 39.6 MB Stereo: Yes

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