It’s a comedy foursome as Tony returns and Brian joins in for an all out chuckle challenge. I don’t even know what a chuckle challenge is, but they’re both “ch” words and by God that’s good enough for me. So enjoy the funny stuff. The guys talk about everything from North Korea to coconut. Seriously. Coconut. It sounds like it would be boring, but it’s not. It’s the most exciting thing ever put out by anyone. Alright, that was a lie.

0:00:00 - 0:02:07 Intro. Brian and Tony in the studio. Gay Monday songs.
0:02:07 - 0:03:13 Patrick is nervous about North Korea. (Tangent about the movie Team America)
0:03:13 - 0:03:47 Towery Animation forwarded to the South Park creators.
0:03:47 - 0:04:30 GoDaddy no longer NLO sponsor because of Towery Animation.
0:04:30 - 0:05:20 If you can come up with segments to do an animation for, do it.
0:05:20 - 0:06:18 Ideas for the NLO website redesign.
0:06:18 - 0:11:24 Burger King bought DiddyTV, a channel on YouTube, which is now owned by Google. Popularity of YouTube vs. MySpace. LonlyGirl15 banter.
0:11:24 - 0:12:45 Peeing in condoms.
0:12:45 - 0:14:31 More LonlyGirl15 banter.
0:14:31 - 0:19:19 Hollywood Adam all up in this bitch. Adam's of the week. Ubiquitous rules for... Games. Adam gets a cowbell of shame. Rules for the game Shotgun. Patrick plays the song "Shotgun" by Less Than Jake while Adam explains the rules. Song proves more entertaining than Adam's segment.
0:19:19 - 0:21:19 Adam's Walgreens story of the week.
0:20:58 - 0:21:03 - Patrick's "fat guy walking" sound effect.
0:21:19 - 0:26:39 Clay Aiken might be gay.
0:26:39 - 0:27:50 Tony explains why he has been gone. Tony breaks cars.
0:27:50 - 0:29:44 Johnny Law. Is Tony high right now?
0:29:44 - 0:37:09 McDonalds Monopoly is back. Patrick may have thrown the $50 million instant win piece out of his car window. Blizzards > McFlurries. (Tangent: Mini M&M's are shit.) Wendy's has vanilla frosty's.
0:37:09 - 0:40:57 Individually wrapped sour cream six packs. Individually wrapped cake slices. Tony re-invents cupcakes.
0:40:57 - 0:42:22 Mtn. Dew / Sierra Mist banter. No one pronounces the full word "mountain" in Mtn. Dew.
0:42:22 - 0:44:07 Here's an idea -- a cupcake ball. Adam and Patrick shop together. No one can remember the name of the coconut cake balls. (Snoballs)
0:44:07 - 0:46:45 The moms in elementary school that would put coconut on the class cupcakes ruined everything. Patrick changes the name of the show to Nobody likes Coconuts.
0:46:45 - 0:47:45 Pretty much a re-cap of all of the funny things said on the episode.
0:47:45 - 0:57:42 Voicemail. Alex from Long Island (AKA metaphor guy) wants poker advice. Scruples. Scruples 1: Your girlfriend dumps you because you don't believe in God. Is it legit? Scruples 2: Do you accept head from giving a haggard woman in payment for the ride you gave her? (Tangent: Price is Right bidding)
0:57:42 - 0:59:31 TV talk.
0:59:31 - 1:02:20 Outro. A little more TV talk, plugs, email addresses, PO Box address, etc.


Quotes:

09:54 – Patrick – "The way I figure it, is if her parents let me pick her up from high school, they're giving me permission to fuck her in the ass."
24:23 – Tony – "Put your penis through this hole... hurry."
25:56 – Clay Aiken – "This is a waste of my time."
33:20 – Patrick – "The candy to chocolate ratio is fucking thrown asunder!"
40:47 – Patrick – "You are so high, you forgot cupcakes existed, and then invented them!"


Nobody Likes Onions 117: Condoms and Cupcakes
Hosts: Patrick and Hollywood Adam, Brian, Tony Gaud
Date: 10-16-2006 Live: No
Length: 1:02:30 Bit Rate: 96kbps
Size: 43.0 MB Stereo: Yes

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