It's an extended live show, with special guests Jim (The Walrus) from Zipperfish, and Dagre, the darkest person to ever grace the NLO studio. This live show covers everything from root canals to cup stacking. We investigate why kids are pussies these days, how to become good at voiceovers, and the awesomeness that is DiddyTV. We also check out a podcasting moron who hates NLO and it's fans, and watch in wonder as Dagre gets too drunk to even speak. Ahh, Christmas.

Within this episode was a witty commentary on a bright-eyed, ambitious youth by the name of Nate Hartely. This child has obviously created his own IMDB page that can be found here. His demos (on Voicecasting.com), can be found here: Plea to show-off his acting talents, Bone-trembling Villain, Cruella De-fuckin' Ville, Jinx

Show Ingredients:

00:00:01 - 00:03:07 - Show Intro
00:03:07 - 00:13:40 - Kill Yourself and Leave NLO in the Note
00:13:40 - 00:29:03 - Blowing the Rock Monster
00:29:03 - 00:41:34 - Jews Ruin Christmas
00:41:34 - 00:47:32 - Show Break (Music by Jim A.K.A The Walrus)
00:47:32 - 00:57:36 - Cup Stacking Faggots
00:57:36 - 01:09:19 - Body Sock
01:09:19 - 01:15:15 - Child Tazering
01:15:15 - 01:28:07 - Cum Salad
01:28:07 - 01:45:43 - The Range of Nate Hartely
01:45:43 - 01:48:16 - Show Break (Music by Blink 182 - Man Overboard)
01:48:16 - 01:54:51 - Diddy T.V.
01:54:51 - 02:02:10 - Rap for Your Supper, Bitch
02:02:10 - 02:46:53 - Trucker Tom Talkin' Tough
02:46:53 - 02:48:08 - Show Break (Music by Run D.M.C. - Christmas in Hollis)
02:48:08 - 03:01:14 - Dagre's Drunk News
03:01:14 - 03:03:45 - Chicken Fried Bacon
03:03:45 - 03:10:23 - Ask a Drunk Black Man
03:10:23 - 03:16:35 - show Outro (Music by The Dan Band - I Wanna Rock You hard This Christmas)


Quotes:

00:18:52 – Patrick (quoting an email) – "If Dagre is really black, then written behind his lips it says 'Inflate to 15 pounds'."
00:20:08 – Patrick – "I'm scared of black people... and he's got tools."
00:21:40 – Dagre – "Where does all this stem from? Your fucking cake eating?"
00:22:20 – Patrick – "Pieces of tooth hit the back of my throat like I'm blowing a rock monster."
00:23:03 – Patrick – "I am freaking...the fuck...out."
00:26:07 – Dagre: "Do you have a fat tongue?" Patrick: "Of course I do. I have a fat everything... except penis."
00:28:34 – Patrick: "I don't eat a lot of sugar!" Dagre: "Muffins? Donuts?" Patrick: "I DON'T EAT DONUTS! WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?"
00:31:05 – Patrick – "Jews suck!"
00:39:26 – Jim: "If your god can only hear you if you kneel on a rug and face east, your god's really not very powerful... like what?! Wait a minute! I think something is coming through! No, get on the rug! You have to face east! The connection is really bad if you face south!" Patrick: "That's like your god only having night and weekend minutes... fuckin' wierdos."
00:50:49 – Patrick – "I'd rather be fat than black."

Nobody Likes Onions 138: Kids These Days
Hosts: Patrick, Jim (aka The Walrus), Dagre
Date: 12-17-2006 Live: Yes
Length: 3:16:45 Bit Rate: 96kbps
Size: 135.2 MB Stereo: Yes

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