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Episode 148: Uncomfortably Dumb

We've been teasing it for awhile, and the day has finally come. It's NLO history in the making - for the first time ever, a female guest graces us with her conversation and opinions. And wow, what a show it is. There's pontificating about everything from space to sexual history. We make sure things get really uncomfortable and awkward several times, too. At one point, Patrick doesn't talk for over 15 minutes. Yowza!



We are introduced to a chick on the show, Cush. We learn fun things from her!
Vera Wang wedding dresses are pretty to look at
Pink belts come in colors called "car paint"
scarves or "scarfs" are also belts
Green belts are only ok for guys to wear in a karate class
The guys who work at Abercrombie are nice because they're gay
Cush is not bright (as if this wasn't already obvious)
She does know a lot about Stephen Hawking, though.
Stephen Hawking is a computer, just like Max Headroom. He also has a nobel medal, which they give every year to the smartest person. His computer voice doesn't have a British accent. That would be a good invention.
BIG ANNOUNCEMENT: January 23 is National Pie Day, dedicated to the celebration of pie as part of our American Heritage. Perform random acts of pie-ness. Patrick will share random acts of pieness throughout the show. I will denote these like so: *this*
Cush doesn't know how to make pie, or cook anything.
*Share Pie*
Breaking News from the Church of Scientology via Dagre: Tom Cruise is the Christ of Scientology.Scientology was invented, much like Kwaanza.
Patrick just shuts up, leaving Dagre to fumble with Cush in uncomfortable silence.
Dagre announces himself as the winner of the NLO Poker Tournament while eating a cheesy snack.
Cush enlightens us about science by sharing a chemistry class story. Don't put plastic cups on a bunson burner. In other words, don't be a moron.
Dagre reads Cush a paragraph about Stephen Hawking to see if she can comprehend it. Unsurprisingly, she does not. She does want to send him into space, though. Patrick finally breaks his silence in an eruption of laughter at Cush's insistence that Hawking could move in space because there's no gravity there. She says, "At least he'd be more comfortable in outer space."
Cush's favorite tv show:The Hills
Patrick Invention: video game "Womb Raider", where you are various types of miscarriage-inducing devices.
Inside Cush (who hasn't been):
never been pregnant, or has been scared that she is
Always has safe sex
Recently gave her number to a black guy, but is then offended when he calls her
she fucks a Michigan guy on and off - her fiance
shehad a poster of Kobe Bryant on her wall (post-raping)
she's only had sex with one guy, her fiance.
*Pie it Forward*
she's kissed 30-40 guys
she's seen less than 10 penises
Dagre estimates that he's slept with 20ish girls.
Patrick tells Cush that though her fiance claims to have only had sex with her, he's lying. He's a professional basketball player. I think we can all agree he's lying.
*Professional Basketball Players stick their penises in several pies every year*
Patrick and Dagre mercilessly plant seeds of doubt in Cush's mind.
*Endulge your coworkers, bring a pie to work. You might even get a raise*
New from Cush: Roy "Disney guy" is getting divorced after 50 years. No prenup.
*Say Thank you with a warm hug wrapped in a delicious crust*
Sun rotate around Earth or Earth rotate around the Sun?
Cush tries to decipher the solar system with the helpful acronym:
My mother Ate Nine Pizzas
Which reminds Patrick of the musical note acronym:
Every Good Boy Does Fine
The sun rotates around the Earth every day, and it's like, really far.
Buzz Armstrong has been to the moon and back
and finally,
Tom Hanks was on Apollo 13





Nobody Likes Onions 148: Uncomfortably Dumb
Hosts: Patrick and Dagre, Cush
Length: 1:15:57 Bit Rate: 96kbps
Size: 52.3 MB Stereo: Yes

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