It’s a super long live show, with Patrick, Johnny and Roy. We talk about cowbells, shopping for crap on Black Friday, pigging out on Thanksgiving, and so much more. We talk about the comedy business and how it can sometimes seem unfair and cruel. We take your calls and your questions, and introduce a new segment - the Johnny B Bit Idea of the Week. It’s met with little fanfair, and almost doesn’t happen at all. There’s something for everyone.

SHOW INGREDIENTS

Intro: Internet Comic Weekly skit with Johnny B
Outro Message: I just wanna say, that no matter what happens, it's like we're ever-

Cowbells:
Can someone go through and do this?

• Cowbell Keychains (USA/Other Countries)
• Johnny Bombs on purpose
• Peasant Dave's Cameras
• Badasser
• New Cowbell
• Roy's Barbeque
• Patrick trys to get a 42 inch LCD @ Circuit City
• Burping thread
• First New Cowbell - 15:55
• Caller: Dan from Denver - Cowbell Complaint
• No mail to Breckenridge, Colorado
• Caller: Johnny B. is re-using his Wal-Mart story (Episode 253: Customer Service)
• Caller: Wanna buy my 1968 Ford Mustang?
• Caller: "Hey, have you guys ever..."
• Roy at Best buy - Is this the end of the line?
• Jim Choquette + Cowboy Tour
• Choquette Skit - Oprah's After Hours Bottle Club
• Choquette Tattoo - Follow the Dream
• Feedback - Peppy - Where can I see you guys
  
• Caller - Jason - Tattoos
• Choquette Tour
• Jake Lloyd (A young Marc Maron)
  
• Choquette
• George Washington
• Soulja Boy - Crank That
• Call - Meatloaf and Maple Syrup
• Assholes on the Forum
• Message - I'm unsubscribing
• Gum Whiners
• 281-224-9299
• First Johnny B. Bit Idea of the Week
• JB Haters
• New JB song
• Caller - Steven - Random
• Bit Idea of the Week - Ghetto Google
• Don Brice
• Good Ole Days of Comedy
• JB's Rubber Bands

Quotes:

Patrick - In all fairness, you were asking where the F key was. 11:39

Johnny B. - And you can shove that cowbell up your fuckin asshole, and I'm glad it's bigger when you did it. Asswipe Motherfuckin Bitch! Skidoooo! Hachachacha! Fuck your mom. 16:12

Patrick - Johnny has as much to do technically with the show as Roy has to do with the Comedy
Roy - Menemanum bum
Patrick - Skidooo! 17:55

Patrick - It's a nice Patrick guarantee, I have to be nice to them. Caller...
Caller - Hey, have you guys ever been in a game store trying to buy a game?
Patrick - Nope. *Hangs up* 35:27

Patrick - Black or white officer?
Roy - At this point it's white.
Patrick - Was it a chameleon? 40:17

Blake in Kentucky (Via Feedback) - I was in the best buy line for less time than it's taking Roy to tell this story. 43:29

Other Notes:


Nobody Likes Onions 256: Skidoo
Hosts: Patrick, Johnny B, Roy Johnson
Length: 1:56:57 Bit Rate: 96kbps
Size: 80.4 MB Stereo: Yes

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