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Episode 257: Edible Headables

It’s a show with just Patrick and Roy. I bet you’ve been dreaming about a show like this. Just two guys doing stuff, like guys do. We talk about fecal matter quite a bit, including a woman who had to ingest her daughter’s excrement in order to survive. We also talk about a new game show coming to Fox this January, where sparks are sure to fly. Couple that with some remarks by Patrick that are sure to piss off Roy’s wife, and we tie the bow on this so-called show.

SHOW INGREDIENTS


Intro: Hey, this is Dan from Denver, or dirtyshiz on XBOX Live, and if you don't listen to Nobody Likes Onions, then motherfuckers, I'ma shoot your ass on halo. Again, and again, and again, *whispered* and again.
Outro Message: I hate to tell you this, but you were a joke 20 years ago, you're still a joke, and you're probably not gonna-

Cowbells:
Patrick - 1


Other Notes:
Patrice Oneal was first mentioned on this show, and it was pointed out that Mary Katherine hates him. In Episode 260: Chillow, while Patrick is on the phone with Mary Katherine, he alludes that they might have a guest, and she has to be on with him. This guest is likely Patrice.

Interesting story on tubed foods

Quotes:
Roy - You're not allowed to discriminate *pauses* based on my RLS. 4:25

Patrick - The vagina is so good
Roy - and it's right there! It's not like you're fucking, you're getting ready to fuck, and there's the ass, but the vagina is all the way across the room. 10:43

Roy - That's the difference between maniacs and normal people. Maniacs take all the fucked up shit in their head and put it out in front where everyone can see it, and normal people bury that shit down down and down.
Patrick - Yeah, why can't you bottle up your emotions like a normal human? 22:25

Patrick - At the end of [my acts], I go "what did I just say?"...
Roy - *Seriously* A lot of time when I'm watching you work, I'm sitting in the audience going "what the fuck did he just say?" cause I have no idea what you were talking about either. 30:33

Patrick - Leper or Leopard?
Roy - Leper? ... She's so hot, but her breasts kept falling off. 43:04

Patrick - I'm not even interested in that. The only reason I talk to [Mary Katherine] is in case you guys break up one day.
Roy - Yeah, but she likes funny guys, so it probably wouldn't work out. 46:51

Roy - I will have to take a month off of work, because I will be too sad to be funny. ...
Patrick - Don't you a month of pretty much every month? 49:03

Patrick - I'm trying to shift the paradigm. 54:31

Roy - See, I keep picturing the guy shitting out his dick, and like, now he's decorating chocolate cake. 52:22


Nobody Likes Onions 257: Edible Headables
Hosts: Patrick, Roy Johnson
Length: 1:03:33 Bit Rate: 96kbps
Size: 43.8 MB Stereo: Yes

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