Have you ever had one of those days? One of what days? Oh, right. You know. One of those days where nothing goes right, and people are constantly messing with your life. So many people just keep screwing you over that you start to think you’re on a new season of Punk’d - one where they play pranks on normal, non-important people, rather than celebrities. Basically Candid Camera. Or The Jamie Kennedy Experiment. Or Boiling Point. It’s been done a million times. The point is, donuts are tasty. So tasty, they should never be thrown away. Eat them.

SHOW INGREDIENTS

Intro: Edible Headibles
Outro Message: Also, very important, this week don't forget, we are doing the thing where everybody who is on the forums gets a f-
Outro Clip: Bye-bye everybody!

Cowbells:
Johnny B - 1
Patrick - 1

• Patrick's broken media center
• Cody's Roadhouse
• Dead Chewy Dream
• Kryen complains about only one camera, kicked from chat
• Dealing with stupid people
• Voice recognition
• Packaged plans
• Kyren calls bullshit on the walls being white
• Sand Spurs/Burrs
• The Mist
• 45 seconds of Johnny B
• Chef gets a text/the Jeopardy song
• Ch.man.14 calls - Golden Compass
• Break - Edible headibles, Are we Are, one-hour mark
• Caller - PO box
• Caller - Jumper Film (Yells Cheffrey! as he's hung up on)
• NLO is spinning it's wheels
• Caller - The camera is going to fall, forced to appologize for ruining the future
• Caller - Omahaw
• Caller - What happened to Poker?
• Bumpers and Sweepers
• Caller - IP relay/Why are people trying to ruin the show
• Johnny B's Bit Idea of the Week - Columbine Bumper Sticker/Holiday Sex
• Don Brice (See Episode 256: Skidoo)
• Gambling in Vegas
• Shooby
• Making lemons out of lemonade

Other Notes:
The title comes from Chef's line "Kwanzaa sex is rape, by the way" at 1:19:58

Nobody Likes Onions 259: Kwanzaa Sex
Hosts: Patrick, Johnny B, Chef
Length: 1:46:44 Bit Rate: 96kbps
Size: 73.4 MB Stereo: Yes

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