Happy 2008, kids. We kick off the year with a super boring show. In this episode, Chef and Patrick recap their Vegas adventure. It includes Arabs, a detailed description of the Memphis airport, and almost dying as they landed in Las Vegas. It’s a thrill ride with tangents and unimpressive stories. You’re still going to listen, though. Mostly because you haven’t had a show in two weeks, and you’d probably listen to a recording of a dog sleeping right now. We so own you.

SHOW INGREDIENTS

• Memphis Tenesee Airport
• Jazz singer at Rhythms
• Upgrading class on Northwest Airlines
• Weight balancing on planes
• Windshear - scary planelanding incident
• Turbulence
• Shooby picking up Patrick and Chef
• Kids in Vegas
• Getting a room at The Wynn
• Playing poker at The Venician
• The Wynn Gold Course
• MGM dinner buffet with Shooby
• News story: Men claim buffet eatery banned them
• JB terrorizing buffets back in the day
• Blackjack/Chef's Bad Luck
• The Penn and Teller show
• The double bullet catch
• Magic
• News story: Dane Cook setting new record
• Mitch Hedberg
• Lynn Shawcroft
• Meeting up with fans in Vegas (Chris, Sean, Brice, and Austin)
• Letter: Kelly - Dreaming of Patrick

Quotes:
Patrick: Walking down a terminal at the memphis airport is like walking down sesame street, and at any gate, at any moment, a puppet show could break out. 2:44

Patrick (refferring to Rhythms Jazz singer): Yes, you have to have a ticket to see you, but it's a plane ticket! 4:46

Patrick: The point is, he sucked, he was loud
Chef: and he was dilusional! 5:19

Chef: A volume adjuster, or a baseball bat. Also known as a volume adjuster if you hit him just right. 5:44

Johnny: He's a proffesional!
Patrick: Professional ******!
Johnny: Maybe? 8:06

Chef: I don't think an extra 600 pounds of men
Johnny: It ain't gonna work. 8:18

*Random Computer noise*
Chef: Oh, that's the sound effect that plays when you interrupt us talking. 8:42

Patrick: People I emplore you to listen to what the story. 16:26

Patrick: And I go "Oh good, there's the runway"
Chef: And I say "We're not down yet" 18:16
Patrick: And about that time *tells Windshear story*

Patrick: We're sideways, above cement, in a flying machine. 21:21

Chef: This is your captain speaking: Sorry. 23:58

Patrick: You are a ******* stump of wood, sitting there like "Hope I die, I'm Eeyore "Oh Gosh"". 25:25

Patick: And it's not planes comin in from two directions hope we don't hit! 26:09

Patrick: My phone caused wind shear! 26:45

Patrick: He said the words "we're gonna try to land" 28:21

Johnny: You're gonna have to ask when you order your ticket "We do land, right?" 29:14


Refrences:
Chef's line "I'm feeling much better" around 32:40 is a refrence to the old dying man in Monty Python and the holy grail.

Nobody Likes Onions 265: Windshear