What do you get when you combine a ton of phone calls that have absolutely no point with a few stories that have nothing to do with each other? An NLO live show, of course. In this show we get some podcasting advice from an expert listener, we issue a challenge to our favorite poker podcast rival. It’s entertaining at points, and mind numbing at others. You decide what’s what…on your face!

SHOW INGREDIENTS

Cowbells:
Chef recieves the first cowbell of 2008, and the only cowbell of the show at 9:50.

• Live show
• Food
• Letter: Burto, director of the AV Club, about better podcasting
• Shannonism
• The LOL word
• Return of the Bad Podcast Of the Week (BPOW): Ante Up! podcast
• Forum takeover/war
• In/on you face!
• Suggesting a Challange against the Ante Up crew
• Guy from alternate universe universe at outback: Love 'em and leave 'em
• Shannon won the battle of the bay
• Caller (Mike in Columbus Ohio): Strange groceries - a fun game?
• Caller: Racist remarks
• Caller (Monjo): Is it gay? Going back in time jacking oneself off
• Caller (Dan from Denver): About NLO thongs
• Adameve sponsor
• Caller: JB hater
• News story: 19 dogs seized in Florida
• Chef thinks that nice weather is related to crime
• American Idol
• Johnny B's bit idea of the week:

Letter: Al Qaeda joke
Sexual harassment is foreplay? by Jordan in LA

• Caller (Dave in Wisconsin): Thanking NLO
• Caller (Dirtyvibes): New poker tournaments
• Caller: Kelly from Irvine (KG madman's wife), staged beating
• Letter: Serasota guy wants to visit (Mocking Ian from Episode 263: The Autistic Spectrum)
• Caller: JB hater 2
• Caller (Linux): Asking if the NLO guys are visiting Connecticut for poker
• Deck Changers in Poker
• Caller: 3...2...1... *Click*
• Caller: JB hater 3
• Letter (Kurt): The Chilldo
• Caller: JB hater 4
• News story: The Broncos horn
• Baseball
• Caller: About football

Quotes:
Patrick: I bet if you fucked a pudding cup it would feel pretty good.
Johnny: I'm sure it does.
Chef: It does. 2:37

Burto (in letter): Here are some things I learned this semester to turn an awful show
*Intro Music stops*
Patrick: What're ya trying to say? 4:06

Burto (In letter): All your disputes should be handled off air. No lol there.
Chef: Comma lol. 7:14

Chef: In case there's a new listener and they don't know if I just said "Nick starr's a faggot", they would go
Patrick: Who's nick starr,
Chef: Right
Patrick: and what's a faggot? 9:18

Chef: I perfer to think of not so much customers, but listeners. So let's call it (sounding it out) WON-L. *pause* No? 9:37

Chef: He has a boyfriend named Joe. Lol. 10:44

Ante Up host's laugh at 14:24

Ante Up host: Put the throw down down. 17:05

Chef: Well Poker was invented in 2002 right? 20:46

Ante Up host: I'm flattered that these idiots are so insecure that they gotta try to knock us down a notch
Chef: Impossible. 21:34

Patrick: You gotta little chocolate right here ON YOUR FACE! No seriously.
Johnny B: Do I?
Patrick: Yeah.
Johnny B: Awesome. 33:40.

The Monkeys Sound clip: Hey hey we're the monkeys, and people say we monkey around.
Caller: Yeah, we're The Monkeys, Yeah! 34:09

Patrick: God we're so immiture! Pass me the cuss word book. 35:27

Patrick (To Chef): Hold on, Blues Clues. 44:58

Chef: I'm just basing this on, last time I went skiing, there we'rent very many black people. 45:21

Patrick: Something happens, where there's fucking leprecans, or jello shooters in your throught when you're fat and black, and it just makes beautiful music. 48:53

Chef: I'll play the stuardess, uhhh, patrick, you can play the bus. 51:31.

Like most people who hear the title, the Anti Up hosts mention that they do like onions.

Jordan from LA: Sexual Harrassment is basically just foreplay, with a woman who you're not even dating yet.
Johnny: *Pauses* Alright, and what about the bit Idea? 53:21

Patrick: Caller hello.
Dirtyvibes: Cheffrey! 54:35

Johnny: You're not going to get any phonecalls, or google maps of your house, don't worry about it.
KG Madman: Wait a minute, no, I'm reading [my number] on the message thing right now. 58:14

The hosts ask Linux ridiculous poker questions that he can't answer 1:01:25

Patrick: Caller Hello
Caller: Hey, how you guys doin?
Patrick: Uhh, 3.
Caller: 3, 2, I'm out *Hangs up*. 1:03:37

Callbacks:
When Johnny says "Is that Ian?" at 10:48, he is likely reffering to Ian from Episode 263: The Autistic Spectrum.

Patrick's line "I've been gardening all day and I'm on meth" at 52:10 is a refrence to the final letter in Episode 265: Windshear from Kelly Rodina.

Nobody Likes Onions 266: Windshear