Sometime when you’re listening to the show, you have so much fun that you forget about the fact that you aren’t funny. You forget about the fact that you have about as much redeeming comedy value as a bag of mulch. And then you call in, try to be funny, and fall on your face in a big pile of failure. We talk about a new black search engine, stupid kids and their lack of talent, and your calls and voicemails. It’s a good time.

0:00:00 – 0:00:15 – Adameve.com Ad
0:00:15 – 0:00:54 – Kitty? Kitty!
0:00:54 – 0:02:48 – Intro
0:02:48 – 0:04:21 – Deuce's Deuce
0:04:21 – 0:04:46 – Caller: "I need money"
0:04:46 – 0:11:25 – News story: I Love Blow controversy
0:12:27 – 0:12:53 – Caller: "Apologize" (Caller rickrolled)
0:13:20 – 0:35:44 – Rushmore Drive
0:13:45 – 0:14:29 – Caller rickrolls back and Patrick mentions that they should stop rickrolling before it gets out of hand.
0:15:30 – 0:16:23 – Failed Rickrolls
0:16:23 – 0:17:08 – Rushmore Drive Popup
0:17:08 – 0:17:45 – Rickrolling
0:18:55 – 0:19:26 – Caller: CEO of Black People
0:21:16 – 0:21:25 – Caller: Wreck Calling for Everybody
0:22:45 – 0:23:17 – Failed Calls
0:25:14 – 0:26:00 – Racism/Chef tries to define "reverse racism"
0:26:00 – 0:27:18 – Show Ruiners
0:27:18 – 0:29:27 – I Love Blow
0:28:04 – 0:29:27 – I Love Blow Song
0:31:19 – 0:35:44 – News story: "Nigger" found in Mavis Beacon Typing Software
0:35:44 – 0:37:32 – Break, "Karma Police" by Radiohead
0:37:32 – 0:40:52 – Patrick warns moron callers, urges fans to perform a "nuclear level strike" on them
0:40:52 – 0:45:26 – Amy Thomas - Just Smile (Grownups Don't Understand)
0:45:26 – 0:54:41 – Blackout, a rock band comprised of adolescents
0:45:26 – 0:49:07 – "Video Games" by Blackout
0:49:07 – 0:50:30 – "6th Grade King" by Blackout
0:50:30 – 0:51:42 – "Recess Blues" by Blackout
0:51:42 – 0:54:41 – Cover Songs + Band Information
0:54:41 – 1:00:30 – Lindsey Layno (Spelling and Link please!)
1:00:30 – 1:02:34 – News story: Scholarships for Sex
1:02:34 – 1:03:52 – 2nd Break
1:03:52 – 1:10:50 – Update: Marathon Show
1:04:09 – 1:06:17 – JB is out for the night; Springstein, Bon Jovie, and Poison
1:10:28 – 1:10:50 – Nugget Challenge
1:10:50 – 1:12:43 – The "Rotund Beast" at Outback
1:12:41 – 1:21:07 – Bitching about the feedback
1:18:45 – 1:20:02 – Deuce
1:18:45 – 1:19:23 – Voicemail: The Walrus - Cat Name
1:21:07 – 1:22:14 – NLOL '07 DVD
1:22:14 – 1:22:36 – Voicemail: Brandy - I wanna fuck Keely
1:22:36 – 1:23:12 – The low life expectancy of female fans.
1:23:12 – 1:24:55 – Keely abusing Chewy
1:24:55 – 1:29:39 – Chewy and Deuce
1:26:48 – 1:27:15 – Chef's 2nd Girlfriend Revenge Plot
1:29:39 – 1:32:29 – Outro

Nobody Likes Onions 298: Kid Touching
Hosts: Patrick, Chef
Date: 4-23-2008 Live: Yes
Length: 1:32:29 Bitrate: 96kbps
Size: 62.4 MB Stereo: Yes

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The official thread to fuck with the callers who attempted to rick-roll NLO.
Rushmore Drive, the black search engine discussed in the episode.