SHOW INGREDIENTS

0:00:00 – 0:00:15 – AdamEve.com advertisement
0:00:15 – 0:00:23 – Opening voicemail ("NLO, I'm so fucking high right now")
0:00:23 – 0:01:50 – NLO theme song / Episode introduction & teaser
0:01:50 – 0:03:15 – What makes Blow so special? / Chicken nugget banter
0:03:15 – 0:05:45 – Marathon show details / Keely's an old woman
0:05:45 – 0:07:40 – Patrick's been depressed lately / Little Mermaid song / Triton sings like Iron Cake
0:07:40 – 0:09:50 – Patrick's iPhone breaking at Seaworld / Belly button volume competition / New iPhones
0:09:50 – 0:11:15 – Throw Johnny Under The Bus: JB's hand-me-down iPhone plan & JB's wife's new car
0:11:15 – 0:14:45 – Throw Johnny Under The Bus: JB's wife's broken ankle / Recycling sucks / Recycling is a lot of work
0:14:45 – 0:17:05 – Are used cars greener than hybrids? / Are hybrid cars cost-effective? / Chef's Jew snort
0:17:05 – 0:18:15 – Patrick sings Pocahontas / Black Pocahontas
0:18:15 – 0:27:20 – Audio: Soulja Girl freestyle & freak out / When did we stop enunciating? / She's fucking nuts / NWA
0:27:20 – 0:29:45 – JB and Chef hold up the show to watch the video / What does Soulja Girl think she is doing?
0:29:45 – 0:33:30 – Audio: Price Is Right idiot
0:33:30 – 0:37:05 – Patrick's recent poker misfortunes
0:37:05 – 0:42:50 – The NLO Forums are retarded / Patrick's iPhone thread / Clicking noise / More retardedness in iPhone threads
0:42:50 – 0:48:25 – Patrick's new forum management strategy: Net Sassy / "Someone needs an attitude adjustment!" / Doug's posts
0:48:25 – 0:49:15 – More Net Sassy / The NLO Wiki complainer / Doing three shows a week
0:49:15 – 0:51:30 – Throw Johnny Under The Bus: A missed show / NLO behind the scenes
0:51:30 – 0:54:15 – A problem in the NLO family / Net Sassy in speculation threads / Cliche killing / Chef undermines JB
0:54:15 – 0:57:20 – Audio: Judge says "kill yourself"
0:57:20 – 0:59:32 – Outro and announcements

Quotes:

• Chef (as Ironcake): What is your cake of choice?
  Patrick (as Ironcake/Triton): Sea!

• Patrick (on Black Pocahontas): The working title was Pocahontas 'n' Shit.
  
  

• Patrick (on forum users): I want to fly to these kids' houses and punch them in their cuticles.

Notably...

• The episode marks the debut of Net Sassy.
• JB is thrown under the bus three times this episode.
• Three segments here involve the classic NLO theme of black people and their occasionally silly antics.
• As the episode that came preceded the second marathon show, the "trouble in the NLO family" portion of the show foreshadows JB's one-week break from the show.

Nobody Likes Onions 306: Net Sassy
Hosts: Patrick, Chef, Johnny B
Date: 5-23-2008 Live:No
Length: 0:59:32 Bitrate: 96kbps
Size: 41.0 MB Stereo: Yes

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