SHOW INGREDIENTS

00:00 - 00:15 : Adameve.com/Onions ad
00:15 - 00:35 : "I'm Sorry Miss Patrick" voicemail
00:36 - 02:18 : Intro and Greetings from Patrick and Chef - "Welcome to the Chef" - Patrick refuses to share gum with Chef, and loudly requests him to "TALK TO THE MANAGEMENT... BA BAP BA" when Chef asks for a list of his other policies regarding not sharing things
02:18 - 03:17 : Patrick generates a cringe moment on the fly by telling Chef to jam his toothpick between two teeth, and reveals his new band names, NotSmack, Not Led Zeppelin and Knots & Roses.
03:17 - 04:17 : Patrick reveals two more no-share policies: needles and women. Although he'd be open to a threesome with a guy, and asks Chef if he would, if the girl looked like Patrick and the other guy was Patrick. Chef was repulsed, obviously.
04:17 - 04:57 : Miscellaneous threesome talk. Chef reveals that Patrick keeps an extra penis in his nightstand. "It's all over the web," Chef claims.
04:57 - 11:08 : Discussion of Brian King's new web initiative, TrackMyGum.com, which allows his visitors to see, using a custom app involving the GPS feature of his iPhone, where Brian put gum into his mouth and where he spit it out. It's so ridiculous that Chef disbelieves it, but when Patrick goes to the site and plays the advertisement, Chef is forced to acknowledge its existence. Yes, it exists and it is for a lucrative cause, surprisingly, and ridiculously detailed.) Then the boys notice who made the ad; Kami, who produces many great audio clips for NLO, but had, at the time of the show, slacked off on said production. The boys spend some time wondering about what's happened to Kami and encouraging him to make new stuff. Is Mr. Chew a real brand of gum? I dunno. Chef wants it to be Christmas in September.
10:11 - 11:00 : Patrick likens the idea of flying Kami out to California to do the voice-over for Brian's video, to Patrick and Chef flying out to everyone's home to do the show individually for them.

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Nobody Likes Onions 338: Guidelines for the Gay
Hosts: Patrick, Chef
Date: 9-5-2008 Live: No
Length: 1:06:47 Bitrate: 96kbps
Size: 46 MB Stereo: Yes

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