Happy Thanksgiving, troopers. On this show we talk about retarded people, fat people, virgins, and a guy that kills himself with a chainsaw. We also have a news story about a judge who tries to teach kids a lesson by making them listen to gay music. I don’t know if that is a good punishment or not. It might just turn a bunch of kids gay. Have a great holiday and eat some gravy. Or drink it. Depending on how thick the gravy is. Boom.

SHOW INGREDIENTS

0:00:00 – 0:00:15 – Adameve.com Ad
0:00:15 – 0:00:18 – Voicemail: "Hey, you just lost the game"
0:00:18 – 0:02:41 – Intro
0:02:41 – 0:04:32 – No show until someone apologizes.
0:04:32 – 0:07:48 – A.D.D. Monkeys mumble, nobody does anything right.
0:07:48 – 0:10:30 – Patrick foresees the show's end and his solo career in his dreams.
0:10:30 – 0:12:16 – More apologies, always better.
0:12:16 – 0:25:14 – Retarded people are funny, but can't sing.
0:25:14 – 0:26:40 – Dwarfs are weird, some more than other.
0:26:40 – 0:28:27 – Roy is a superhuman.
0:28:27 – 0:33:22 – Goverment to pay fat people to walk.
0:33:22 – 0:38:31 – 99 year old virgin.
0:38:31 – 0:44:14 – The hosts solve a teen's problems.
0:44:14 – 0:44:38 – Break
0:44:38 – 0:54:32 – Talk about love and boats (Roy's marriage is better since he got separated).
0:54:32 – 0:59:21 – Chainsaw suicide.
0:59:21 – 1:08:13 – Cringe moment time.
1:08:13 – 1:14:51 – Loud kids get loud lousy music.
1:14:51 – 1:16:31 – Caller, compliments? Roy
1:16:31 – 1:19:18 – Outro and plugs. Fuck the poor, give us some money, buy some shit and fling some poop.
1:19:18 – 1:19:22 – Alright, well, bye bye fans.

Nobody Likes Onions 363: Turkey Time
Hosts: Patrick, Roy Johnson, Chef
Date: 11-26-2008 Live: Yes
Length: 1:19:22 Size: 54.5 MB

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