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Episode 092: Crickets
Well it went over so well the first time, why not try to reproduce the magic. Patrick Janka joins the show again to help us pump out what ends up to be another clusterfuck of a show. It’s mildly entertaining if you're deaf, but otherwise you might want to skip this one. It’s tons of dead-end topics, people talking over other people, arguments, yelling, and it ends with everyone crying and watching reruns of Dallas. I completely made that last part up because I didn’t know what else to write. By the way, who did shoot J.R?
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SHOW INGREDIENTS

0:00:00 – 0:00:56 – Advertisement (Titan Poker) **use the x:xx:xx time format to keep notes uniform
0:00:56 – 0:02:45 – Intro (Drunk Fan Voicemail)
0:02:45 – 0:03:23 – Special Guest: Comedian Patrick Janka w/Angelo Cianfrocco **make sure to add hyperlinks
0:03:23 – 0:08:58 – What’s Wrong With Patrick’s House?
0:08:58 – 0:13:36 – Patrick Finds A Groomer For Chewie
0:13:36 – 0:15:56 – It’s Five People On A Bus…
0:15:56 – 0:16:30 – Prostitution Is Illegal In Las Vegas
0:16:30 – 0:18:43 – Janka Refuses To Talk About His Rotary Dial Obsession
0:18:43 – 0:20:39 – We’re Saving Screech For The Last Show
0:20:39 – 0:22:25 – Adam Feels Awkward Around Angelo
0:22:25 – 0:23:58 – Angelo Learns The Finer Points Of Soundproofing
0:23:58 – 0:27:40 – Patrick Finds Alternative Uses For A Dishwasher
0:27:40 – 0:34:19 – Joke Trading And Auditioning For Last Comic Standing
0:34:19 – 0:35:20 – Patrick Has Problems With His Eye
0:35:20 – 0:36:48 – Janka Is PUN-believable
0:36:48 – 0:38:39 – Dishwasher vs. Microwave
0:38:39 – 0:44:10 – Angelo Has No Clue How To Use MySpace
0:44:10 – 0:49:10 – Angelo Loves Limit Poker
0:49:10 – 0:54:31 – Comedic Inspiration
0:54:31 – 0:56:02 – Jankangelo World Tour Announced
0:56:02 – 0:56:44 – Predictions Of What Happened
0:56:44 – 0:59:32 – Outro

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0:03:31 – Adam – “Do you have cum in it?” **note the time that the quote was made, and show quote VERBATIM
0:08:11 – Patrick – “ANOTHER…PUZZLE PIECE…THAT’S BIGGER…THAN THE ORIGINALOH my vein…my fuckin’ vein.
0:08:23 – Patrick – “IT’S NOT MEANT TO BE PUT TOGETHER, COCK!!!”
0:10:29 – Adam – “I just blew half the listeners…now we’re down to two.”

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Nobody Likes Onions 092: Crickets
Hosts: Patrick and Hollywood Adam
Date: 6-26-2006 Live: No **Date can be found in the file name
Length: 0:59:32 Bitrate: 96kbps **available through Windows Explorer under "File>Properties"
Size: 49.0 MB Stereo: Yes

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