The guests of Nobody Likes Onions can be divided into two groups: "Friends of the Show" who are friends, family or acquaintences of the show's hosts and "Guest Talent" who are comedians or other entertainers invited by the show's hosts. Of course, these two groups are not mutually exclusive as many returning comics would count as friends of the show.

Friends of the Show

	Adam's Mom Adam's mother, known as Queen to regular listeners and fans in the NLO forums, was in-studio for only two episodes (Episode 031: Mother’s Day and Episode 032: Three Is A Crowd). Many complained and many liked. But whatever the preference, she has never come back. She has phoned in on several episodes since.
	AG AG, who's nick name most likely comes from his initials, is a friend of Patrick's. He has appeared on Episodes 150 and 151, where he mostly talked politics in one, and told stories about a Vegas trip he took with Patrick in the other. In the episode he talked politics, he claimed that Rudy Guiliani would become the republican nomination, and John Edwards would become the Democratic nominee.
	Biggs Biggs appeared in the episode "Single White Kermit", and is most well known as sounding like Kermit. Like JB, he is divorced, but has not remarried. He has 4 kids, to the amusement of everyone else. Also known as The Visor Douche or The Visor Fag. Everything he says is hilarious, mainly due to his voice. It's not easy being Biggs.
	Brian A friend of the Patrick and Hollywood Adam, Brian has made contributions to the program through his call-ins and in-studio appearances. He is a lawyer, and is ultimately the source of the "Allegedly" soundclip.
	Cameron 'Big' Cameron appeared in a special bonus episode (Episode 5) prior to the three heading out to play poker at the local casino. Very little else is known about him, and he has not returned since. He got his name because he never stops talking.
	Cush The first girl to appear as an official guest on the show.
	Double O A professional poker dealer.
	Jeff The Jew A friend of the guys, Jeff learned poker from JB. He reached a somewhat frightening level of obsession for poker, and quit his job to become a fulltime poker player. Only appeared on one episode, 2LiveJews. Notable for being completely unfunny, resulting in much cowbelling.
	Keely Keely is Patrick's ex-girlfriend. She can be heard on Episodes: 281 and 285. While she rarely participated in episodes, she could often be caught in the background during live shows.
	Ryan Ryan hosts the Stand Up Orlando podcast and his a friend of the show hosts. He made his first appearance on Episode 313: The Average White Guy
	Sean The Stalker Sean started out as a local fan of the show who wanted to join the guys when they went IHOP, and eventually came on the show as a host. He is perhaps most memorable for the Chicken Nugget Challenge.
	Shannon A friend of the show, more info soon
	Nick Starr Nick Starr later on began joining in on the show, and he was there for quite a few episodes. Nick became the target of many gay jokes, traveling to Jacksonville, and ass being everywhere. He has been a semi-regular guest on the show, however it has now been made clear he will no longer appear due to an altercation with Patrick (and some donuts) after episode 88. Nick returned to the show in Episodes 169-171. He now lives in San Francisco.
	Tits A local fan who has been on the show once after going to dinner with the hosts. He is known for the story where he used the "Shooter McGavin gun/wink" on some girls. He is also a moderator on the NLO forums.
	Whitmore A local fan who put NLO decals onto his car. He has appeared on the show a few times, but did not talk much.

Guest Talent

	Jim Choquette In episodes 82 and 83, Jim Choquette (or J'Sho as he was named on NLO) had his hand at being a guest. It did not turn out pretty as many believed he was a mic hog and brought little to the table. There were many comparisons to Nick Starr, but Starr is favored for being an easier target. He made a return on Episode 186: Jim's Still Not Funny, where he left in a huff, like Nick Starr has. Memorable Quote: During the Sweet 16 audio "George Bush doesn't care about 16 year-olds."
	Cowhead Cowhead is a professional radio host in the Tampa area who was a guest on episodes 86, 87, 93, 163 and 187. Besides Tony, he has been one of the most popular guests to appear on the show, mostly due to his previous experience in radio broadcasting. Patrick, JB and Tony Gaud appeared on Cowhead's radio show on the 9th of April, 2008. Memorable Quote: In response to an email about delaying the live show times to better fit Japan: "Can't you high-tech motherfuckers invent some way for your sun to rise earlier?"
	Mike D. Mike D. from Redbar Radio appeared on episode 70 while visiting Tampa.
	Deric and Bri Harrington They were once stand up comedians, and ran their own podcast, Caked On Stripes, which is now defunct.
	Patrick Janka Janka is "punbelievable." He has appeared as a guest host on episodes 91 and 92. He has called in to a few more. NLO fans do not expect (nor hope for) his return to the show.
	Roy Johnson A Tampa comic who worked with Patrick during his early years of comedy, Roy is a friend of the show and recurring guest host.
	Robert Kelly A professional comedian who headlined the NLOL 2007 event. Notably, a visit to IHOP with Patrick and Johnny B resulted in an epic feat of eating by Kelly, a superhuman performance that is immortalized on the NLOL 2007 DVD. He appeared on Episode 190: R Kelly.
	Jake Lloyd A comic that, most notably, says "fucking" a lot while speaking.
	Marc Maron This seasoned comic and former Air America talent stopped by for Episode 292.
	The Walrus Internet personality and former podcaster, Jim aka The Walrus has made his memorable appearances and contributions to the program.