How do you get on them? First posed in the drunken thirty-ninth episode, the issue of stilts and how you put them on was a recurring problem for Patrick during numerous subsequent shows. Songs that may answer the enigma of stilts were requested for the NLO idol competition.

The very first time it was asked, the question, and following conversation, went like this:

Patrick: Um...[sigh]...how do you get on stilts?
Adam: What?
Patrick: I saw a guy on stilts...how do you get on that shit?
Adam: One foot at a time. You gotta...spread 'em.
Patrick: ...huh?
Adam: You spread them.
Patrick: ...
Adam: Or you, like, lean 'em back and step on one and jump up.
[long pause]
Patrick: ...what?

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