"I Touched Bag" (Pronounced "ahtouchb'hag") is a game that was created by Patrick and Johnny B. The general premise of the game is to lightly touch a guy's genitals. If you feel their balls, you shout "I touched bag!"

"I Touched Bag" was a common saying on the Nobody Likes Onions program and there was a maroon "ahtouchb'hag" shirt featured in the NLO Store, which has now been discontinued.

Both the joke and the shirt have been retired, both on the air and on the website.
Whereas the search bar once had "How do ahtouchb'hag?" written in it, it now has "Is it gay?"

Notable "I Touched Bag" Moments:

• First instance of "I Touched Bag", Episode 179, 48:11
• Nick Starr learns of "I Touched Bag", Episode 182
  • "I Touch Bag Hotline", 36:45