First described in Episode 4, the Jesus Jeep is a mudding jeep with big tires driven by a lady that works at Patrick's office, and will occasionally park in the handicap spot. It is clear she is not handicapped by the fact that there is a 4 foot drop from the floor boards of the car to the ground. It is dubbed the Jesus Jeep because there is an air brushed picture of the pope on the hood, "Believe" is written on the windshield, Bible verses are written on the back and on the sides, there are crosses all over it, and the spare tire cover on the back has air brushed pictures of "Jesus' blood and stuff".

The story of the Jesus Jeep is continued in Episode 19. One day the middle aged lady who drives the car took her friends out to the car, and showed off her bass. She turned it all the way up, left it going for a couple minutes, and it shook the building.

In Episode 119, Adam attempted to one-up the Jesus Jeep with his Jesus Truck story. In typical Adam fashion, his story was less of a one-up, and more of just another crazy Christian story.