Kami is a scottish teenager who has gained a place in the current NLO production team. This involves audio rips from news stories, intros, songs and other services. Kami gained NLO fame after creating the "Good Lookin' Tranny" remix, which involves Patrick and JB saying "That's A Good Lookin' Tranny" set to a dance beat. In addition to his work for NLO, Kami hosts a gaming podcast titled "CoMutiny" and can be found at www.comutiny.com.

He has recieved the title of "NLO Production God" for his work for the show. You can contact him with production work at production@nobodylikesonions.com

In the past few months Patrick has expressed bewilderment over Kami's lack of contributions to the show, and as a result another member is also handling production duties.