An overweight listener originally from Iowa (hence the moniker) currently living in Pennsylvania, she has called in several times and been spoofed on a few times by the guys for her weight, but they always temper their comments with love afterwards. She's been the first one to get an NLO-related tattoo, of the NLO Onion, on her ankle. She's kellybutton on the forums.

Appearances

(Please note, this list is not all-inclusive!)

Episode 244: Show Savior - Opening voicemail: "Patriiiiick, I love youuuuu!"

Episode 265: Windshear - 62:35 - "From Kelly R******... this letter will redeem me." She had a dream about Patrick - strangely, she met him in Thailand! After he was done recording a show, Patrick exited the studio and told her that he's not the man he is on the show! They went back to his place where she started giving him a massage... Patrick said that he wanted Kelly and him to go work out in the yard for a while. So they went outside and she started raking the yard. Patrick went out to this girl on the sidewalk and bought something from her; Patrick went to Kelly and said, "I want to be with you, but I want you to take something first..." Patrick opened his hand and there were some gel strips, revealed to be meth! But Patrick said it was all right, it would get her high, and then they could make love. Kelly took two in her mouth, Patrick three and they started kissing very passionately... He led her inside and stripped her down, and climbed into bed with her and started ******* her hard... She said that it hurt, but that she liked it to hurt... (Johnny interjected, "And then he let me be on top and it didn't hurt as bad... Not his dick, but my spleen had shattered from the pressure--" Chef: "Her rectum.") He kept going, but he couldn't ***, as much as he tried (Patrick: "Yeah, have you seen your picture?" And a round of laughs, but Patrick recanted: "No, I'm joking, you're very lovely.") She asked him what was wrong; he said she was 'too wet'. (Patrick says there's no such thing as 'too wet'. It's like sticking your dick in a jar of jelly; there's no scenario in which it wouldn't feel good, and with a name like Smucker's, it has to be good). Then Kelly woke up -- stupid morning -- but it was a good dream nonetheless.

Episode 267: True Romantic - At the beginning, another voicemail, this one reminding us rather indignantly to vote for NLO at Podcast Alley.

Episode 270: Tickle Me Emo - Another voicemail - "Pantswise, NLO has made me a racist! SKIDOOOO!"

Episode 302: Cuddle Party - 45:15 - Kelly is the FIRST get the NLO tattoo on her ankle! Yay!

Episode 315: Czech Yourself - 14:55 - Kelly applied for Date Chef! Chef thinks Kelly is nice, but not really his type... he's not really into girls of... larger stature.
As a side story, Chef did sleep with a larger girl, and Johnny B does know about her. He estimated her as about 200+ pounds and now 'teetering the 3-mark', her name rhymes with "Scary"... They keep badgering Chef about who was on top, but he eventually ended up crying himself to sleep. He did, however, ***.
Unfortunately Chef decided not to pursue Kelly at this time. But Johnny said, if he were single, he'd throw it at her, because she's a very sweet girl.

Episode 321: Gert - At the beginning, a voicemail: this time Kelly (it is assumed) hums the opening bars to Mozart's Eine Kleine Nachtmusik, then ends up with "Showgram."

Episode 339: Penile Property - Right near the beginning, Patrick is apparently depressed because Kelly (in another voicemail) bought Patrick's **** mold and says that she owns his penis.

Episode 394: Space Train - 38:40 - a Cringe Moment, concerning an accidental fishhook orchiectomy (ripping the ballsack open, actually)

Episode 400: Sad Clown Music - 60:50 or thereabouts - I don't think her name was mentioned, but they did say things about large people and tattoos, so... maybe an oblique reference?

Episode 420: Houston Has a Problem - NLO shirts don't come in 5X, apparently, but Kelly isn't THAT big. Patrick asks Kelly, if she can see how funny it is when they're calling her fat when they're gigantic... They do love Kelly... from a distance...

Episode 425: Gravy Dick - 8:32 - the guys, in saying that they don't care what users look like, say that we could look awful, like Kelly, like if Kelly and Bigfoot had a baby; Patrick asked, how mean are we being to Kelly, since she's one of NLO's biggest fans; Johnny responded by asking how mean are we being to Bigfoot to assume he'd **** Kelly. But again the ribbing is good-natured, and the guys end up with nothin' but love. Patrick mentions that the other day, Kelly sent Patrick a donation for London. The guys really think Kelly is the best, with Patrick saying she should make a movie... "Kelly-overfield!" Mention's made of the fact she just moved to Pennsylvania (though they say Philadelphia).

Episode 434: Macaroni Salad - 74:52 - Right at the beginning of the discussion about YouTube user SinfullySara (btw, Sara looks like she probably ATE Kelly, perhaps Kelly was one of her hors d'ouveurs), Kelly is mentioned; she apparently had a friend who wanted to go to London with Johnny, but Johnny's not allowed to go. 84:06 - Kelly called Sara fat in the chatroom.