Net Sassy refers to a forum management devised by Patrick to handle conflicts and retarded posters on the NLO Forums. Rather than get angry and respond over-aggressively to others, Net Sassy emphasizes stern and politely sassy responses. Thus, instead of telling a fellow poster to "die in a fire" or "kill yourself" (as such posts may only open up flame wars), a Net Sassy retort might be "hey, what goes around comes around, fella!" or "you're cruising for a bruising buddy!"

After Net Sassy debuted on the Episode 306, it spread successfully throughout the NLO forums. Below is an exchange from the forums, and in this exchange we see some disagreeable posters get some Net Sassy responses:

IbeatOnions: Fuck iron cake it's annoying as hell.
Cliff: Easy partner.
AMDRulez:Hey, let's tone it down a notch, boss.
Novite: I think you need to take a chill pill there, hoss.
PeanutButterBaller: Let's not bitch about getting more nugs than sauce.
magical_tom: Ok, i think we get the idea, seeing as like 10 of you have used net sassy as a reply.
Cliff: You're on thin ice, mister.
Novite: You're walking a fine line indeed, junior.
sagekelly17: Woah there mister, lets not forget that there's more than one way to skin a kitta kitta
magical_tom: I didn't know what I was letting myself in for...