Part of a Secret Segment, Podslaughter was originally aired on Episode 058: Large Packages, as the debut track from Type 2 records. It was spurred by other podcasters giving Patrick shit about the show. It is a rap track by Patrick that mocks the competitive nature of the podcasting industry and NLO. It is also designed to mimic and pastiche traditional gangster rap lyrics and styles.

[Spoken:]
Aw yeah
kick that beat one time dawg
Type 2 records
Aw, you feel it?
A lot of fuckin' podcasters
Talkin' a lotta shit dawg
We've gonna see who's the realest
We've gonna find out

What the fucks up America, how do you do?
My name is Patrick M****n, folks call me Type 2
Lots of people have hobbies, like riding bikes
My hobby is onions that nobody likes
The show started out small, but got real big
And some folks bitched, and started to wig out
About some comments that I had made
And started telling me that I should PodFade
I'm not the rudest bitch to ever get on the mic
But I've never been one who people called polite
I try to be real and I try to make money
I'm like FedEx 'cause I deliver the funny!
Some people don't like that and they tell us
The fact is those mothafuckas just jealous
I'm tired of it, that's why it's going no further
I put pen to paper and I wrote PodSlaughter!

(PodSlaughter)
(PodSlaughter)

(PodSlaughter)
(PodSlaughter)

Now a lot of podcasts talk shit about me
And everybody's telling me that I'm too mean
Well let me tell you I don't give a shit what you think
Have you sucked on my dick? Let me pour you a drink
Everybody's acting so scared - they're so scared
What will people say and who cares - bitch who cares?
Censor me they wouldn't dare - they fuckin' wouldn't dare
Have you looked for me in iTunes? (I'm not there!)
"We're sorry Mr. M****n, there must be a glitch."
You're goddamn right you fuckin' son of a bitch
The glitch is that the whole fuckin' system's broke
When people in America can't take a joke
About a baby, a midget, a black or a white
About a country, a bombing, a muslim or kike
Lock up your son before I knock up your daughter
My name is Type 2 and I'm on a PodSlaughter!

(PodSlaughter)
(PodSlaughter)
(PodSlaughter)

[Spoken:]
Ha ha! Say What?
Done told y'all to fuck with me!
Ha ha ha ha ha, that's the one to keep!

You can download the song from
http://libsyn.com/media/nlo/podslaughter.mp3