A scottish teen who is a listener to the show.

Formerly known as "Darkstar" on the NLO Forums, Skitchy wrote in with a response to Patrick's commentary on a certain scene from the blockbuster movie 300. The email was read on Episode 174: Promo School, and Skitchy was subsequently berated for it. This incident developed the "trying to prove he was mortal" debate that began on Episode 172: Learn Things and eventually became a joke among the NLO community.

Skitchy changed his name from "Darkstar" to "Skitchy" to match his Xbox Live gamertag as a way of avoiding confusion when playing Call of Duty 4, a favorite game among many NLO fans as well as Johnny B and Chef. He is noted for being a good player at the previously mentioned game and a very angry individual while playing it, going as far as screaming at opponents and team-mates alike for saying something very small out of turn.

He also allegedly participated in the attack on the AnteUp! Poker Podcast's forum, creating a group of graphics to be used in the attack including a .gif saying "A-Duey? Fuck you-ey!".

During the second marathon show, Skitchy received a rap from Johnny B in return for a substantial donation to the program. JB freestyled over Usher's "Yeah" for two or three full verses in honor of Skitchy.

Was "adopted" by Johnny B and Vinnie on Xbox Live following a conversation about moving to America. The pair joked that they'd pose as a gay couple and adopt Skitchy. This has since been a running joke between the 3 of them while playing on XBL.