Uniforms are an integral part of any superhero's powers. Superman has his cape, Batman has his utility belt, and Wonder Woman has (among other things) her Golden Lasso. But when it comes to NLO host Patrick, there is the Slanket.

A Slanket, simply put, is a blanket with sleeves. While the blustery Tampa winds are blowing, the Slanket enables Patrick to bear the bone-chilling temperatures, while doing things like reading, typing on his computer, eating popcorn while watching television, or even produce the wildly popular podcast that we have all come to know and love: Nobody Likes Onions.

During the broadcasting of episode 57, Patrick introduced the NLO World to this wonderful piece of fleece. Immediately, sales of the Slanket were so great that the Slanket warehouse was not able to keep up with online orders. According to the product’s website (www.theslanket.com), warehousing logistics had to be modified to accommodate the huge influx of web orders.

The Slanket is currently available in six fashionable colors: Alaskan Blue, Hunter Green, Limoges, Ruby Wine, Castlerock. The current online price for a Slanket is $48.95 plus shipping and handling.

Rumors of a Limited Edition “Nobody Likes Onions” Slanket have not yet been confirmed, but we can all rest assured: With Patrick wrapped in his Slanket, you can be sure that our superhero will remain in soothing comfort throughout the harshest winter weather that Central Florida can throw at him.