Steve Carlson's first appearance was on Episode 197: Soft Serve. Steve has a glandular problem which causes an enlarged amount of spittle.

Steve Carlson comes from Cincinnati, but was raised in Shreveport and summers in Houston. He spends most of his days either working diligently at his soccer sack sewing job, or improving his style. Steve, whom also goes by Steven, is classic example of a Macintosh Computer aficionado. He has an unhealthy enthusiasm for Soft Serve and pets. Even more disturbing are his political and social views, which range from overtones of racism, a self admitted incestuous relationship with his sister while she was between the ages of seven and nine, and bestiality.

Steve set the record for the internet's most quickly hated personality, which is self evident by this thread of show comments, posted very shortly after the show became available for download. Oddly enough, very little of the hatred for Steve has been based around his views or personality, but instead around his voice and lisp.

All of his problems aside, Steve has stepped up to the task of guest hosting and actually performed better than most that preceded him. He was able to keep a close proximity to the microphone, speak up, and actually manage to keep entertaining. His return has been solidified by a listener's request for him to never return, chronically on this forum discussion.

Recently Steve has been cleaning Patricks gutters whilst drinking Nestea, his favorite beverage. He will be attending NLOL2009.

In-Studio Appearances

Episode 197: Soft Serve
Episode 198: Jessicunt
Episode 217: Bourne Legacy
Episode 330: Dumb Folks

Memorable Quotes

"Do you guys like soft serve?"

"Thank you"

"OK go"

"Yes..."

"I'm so excited!"

"The other day it was raining outside and I hit an embankment....and I had to do a soft sweeeerveee! Skidooooo!"