The fans of NLO are particularly aggressive in defending NLO and helping the show out. They have been known to donate over 500 dollars in less than an hour to shock Patrick's nutsack, mail bomb countless enemy podcasts, and perform Denial of service attacks on the Starkcast.

While the fans love the show, Patrick has expressed many times on the show that the fans get on his nerves, with quotes such as, "Fuck the fans" and, "Fine, I hope you unsubscribe." He has also emphasized that this is not actually the case, and although some fans irritate him, he really loves them all like a big happy family.

The fans are also very active in participating in the show, and a great number are very active in the NLO Forums. Patrick often looks down upon forum members when they begin to "Fling poop at each other" by trying to act the most mature and get into heated and often nasty arguments. A wake up call from Patrick during a show is usually enough to settle any unrest on the Forum for some time.

Forum visiting fans of the show are offered a monthly subscription to the 'Super Alpha Bonus Club', abbreviated to the SABC (pronounced Sab-see). For a small $10 per month charge they are given regularly updated bonus content, including video interviews with the show hosts, skits and studio tours, unreleased show clips and banter, as well as access to the (in)famous "Onions for Tony" thread, and some titties. For information on how to join the SABC, you can visit here.